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Angie | a.k.a Blue | French in France | writing + art + fandoms | I shitpost a lot! masterlist | art | ocs — commissions [ OPEN ] - Paypal —

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GENERAL INFORMATIONS —

☑️ Google Form to add yourself to my taglist! ✨

my AO3

my "shiny" masterlist page

Art and Illustrations

my Ko-Fi

You can also Ask me Anything you want, about my stories and art! I'd be glad to know what you think and talk about it with you all!

WESTWORLD — "Full Diagnostic" series.

1) Improvisation Only — Complete [ 12ch, 51k ]

Being a Behavior technician requires a certain amount of dedication to the job — the rigorous type, bordeline rigid. That’s what’s expected to be at peak efficiency regarding analysis protocols and diagnostics for host service and calibration. For that, Vivian thinks she might be the worst tech in her department.

Warning: violence, strong language, gun violence, death of host characters and a bit of angst. Also, humour and kind of a slow burn.

Additional links: artworks / AO3 / Vivian's playlist / about Vivian

2) Journey Into Night — Complete [ 70ch, 300k ]

Following the unforeseen events at Ford’s Gala, Vivian is trying to survive. And escape…

Warning: violence, strong language, more gun and knife violence, more angst, PTSD, death of host and human characters. Also, humour, some measure of fluff and resolving slow burn.

Additional links: artworks / AO3

THE MANDALORIAN — "Tales of Clan Mudhorn" series.

1) The Foundlings — Complete [ 2 parts, 9k ]

POV young Din. Just after his rescue by the Mandalorians, Din and other children are brought to what will be their new home, and their new life.

Warning: children with PTSD, processing trauma, death of parents (mention). Also, some level of goof and humour, and Mandalorian good parenting.

Additional links: artworks / AO3

2) Lost and Found — Work in Progress [ 8/16ch, ??k]

Multiple POVs. After leaving Nevarro, Din and the Child go on the quest for Jedi that the Armorer bestowed upon him. But how hard can it be to find one in the entire galaxy?!

Warning: S1 compliant, S2 divergent, SW-type of strong language, a lot of alien and droids languages, blasters and gunship violence, angst, hints of PTSD. Also, goof and humour, friendship, action and adventures.

Table of Content: PART ONE 1— The Lead, 2— The Remnant, 3— Childhood, 4— The Stowaway, 5— The Scholar, 6— The Pet, 7— The Corellian Run, 8— The Jedi Planet, PART TWO 9— TBA (writing), 10— TBA, 11— TBA, 12— TBA, 13— TBA, 14— TBA, 15— TBA, 16— TBA

Additional links: artworks / AO3 / about Elara

TAG LIST — feel free to ask to be added, or removed.

Westworld: @hathorik @isilrina @pheedraws @something-tofightfor @the-blind-assassin-12

The Mandalorian: @hathorik @pheedraws @something-tofightfor @the-blind-assassin-12 @littlemisspascal

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My Tanned Animal —

Thank you @commander-krios for the tag, it's so cute!!! And I think it's quite on point for me too 🤣

Tanned Animal Quiz

Tagging: @isilrina @x-press-it @queen-scribbles @serenyaearth @cawyden @dr-paine @the-blind-assassin-12 @pheedraws

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Landsat 🌍

This is so freaking cool! I love NASA! I love Earth! Thanks for the tag @sawymredfox!!

Type in your name/username and see it spelled out in Landsat imagery of Earth.

Type your name and see it spelled out in stunning Landsat satellite imagery. Explore Earth from space, letter by letter, with NASA and USGS

tags for these lovelies: @grogusmum @oonajaeadira @insomniamamma @valkblue @maggiemayhemnj @sixhours & anyone else who wants to see the way our beautiful planet writes their name.

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Ooooh awesome!!! 😍 Thank you for the tag, Alyssa 💕

Here's mine!

That first L looks like a Tetris piece.

Tagging @isilrina @x-press-it @cawyden @serenyaearth @pheedraws @commander-krios @eluvisen @hiljaisuudesta

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can I offer you Mird in these trying times

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— Five Favourite Characters

Thanks so much for the tags, @cawyden !!!

Rules: Make a poll with five of your all-time favorite characters and then tag people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite.

Pick your favourite character:

Lawrence Gonzales [Westworld]

Frank Castle [Netflix's Punisher]

Samantha Carter [Stargate SG1]

Princess Leia [Star Wars]

Canderous Ordo [Star Wars KOTOR 1 &2]

Voting ended onApr 21

I tag @x-press-it @isilrina @commander-krios @pheedraws @queen-scribbles @everlastingscribe @dr-paine @serenyaearth @the-blind-assassin-12

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A friend wondered why he hadn't heard back from a potential client after he emailed them following what he thought was a promising meeting.

Checked the email he'd sent them.

"It was nice to meet you toady."

Ah that'd be it.

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Helloo ⭐ I'm arti, a disabled transmasc artist looking for commission work!

I mainly focus on character designs and illustrations and I love drawing and experimenting in different 2d styles!

If you like my art, consider sharing this post and checking out my ko-fi commissions or patreon! Any kind of support means a lot and goes a long way!

ko-fi | tos | patreon | portfolio

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@ladysilent You're welcome 🫶

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Random questions that won't help you get to know your mutuals at all

Tagged by @queen-scribbles 💕

Tagging @isilrina @x-press-it @pheedraws @commander-krios @serenyaearth

• Favourite shampoo (scent or type/brand):

Herbal scented, mostly.

• Do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? Why?:

Ideally off, but sometimes I'm too tired and fall asleep with all the fairy lights on. And doors open, please!

• Hot or cold coffee/tea?:

Hot coffee, and hot and cold tea 💕 But I like tea more than coffee.

• Do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?:

Yep. Or a variant of it.

• White shoes, yay or nay? Why?:

Nay. Because it gets dirty more quickly and visibly than any other color!

• What song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?):

Танцуй, by Baba Yaga. It has been stuck in my head for months now.

• Would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?:

Depends. I'd say the one hour movie, thought.

• Would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm?:

Of course! I'd give you dirt and leaves 💕🍃

Have fun! ✨

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— GET TO KNOW YOUR MUTUALS

Tagged by @commander-krios Thank youu! 😊

What is the origin of your blog name?

It's the combo of two of my most used usernames. Nothing overly original, really. I intended to keep it simple.

What's your "I will always order this" food?

Some of my favourite burgers, pizza, sushi… I love too much different food to only choose one.

What's your overused emoji?

✨ This one apparently. And it will happen again!

What's your current comfort show/movie/book?

Show: There are a few but the ones I find myself going back to are Daredevil and Punisher (the netflix ones, not the D+ new one), Loki, and the two first seasons of The Witcher. Oh, and Kaamelott too. And for the truly old shows, I'd say Stargate SG1, Charmed and Quantum Leap.

EDIT: Do I really need to add Westworld and The Mandalorian (both s1 only) or is it self evident that both these shows are waaayyy over simple "comfort"? 😂

Movie: I have PLENTY of comfort movies (Star Wars, LOTR, BTTF, Jurassic Park, Coco… and many more) but these days, Pilgrimage is at the top of the list.

Book: Sadly, I can't read as much as I want at the moment, but I'd say Republic Commando: Hard Contact. It's the one I go back to now and then, when I need kind of a pick-me-up. Aside of that, I mostly read my friends' OG and fan fictions.

Song you've had on repeat this week?

MC Courgette - Courgette Style

What's the last thing you hyperfixated on?

… resine pouring, I guess?

What's an oddly specific thing that brings you joy?

When paint go off easily when I'm sanding it.

What smell instantly makes you happy?

Freshly baked bread, and the warm furr of a cat.

What's something you loved as a kid that you secretly love now?

Dinosauuuure! What do you mean, it's not a secret?! 😦

What's your phone wallpaper right now?

Beskar texture, ahah.

Are you a morning person, night owl, or something else entirely?

Morning person usually, but I sometimes shifts to night owl if I'm focused enough on what I'm doing. But morning person, first.

Lastly, if you work, what is your work profession? And do you like it?

Digital artist struggling to find time and energy to focus on her work. And yes, I like my work… when life lets me do it 😭

No Pressure Tagging: @isilrina @x-press-it @queen-scribbles @cawyden @everlastingscribe @the-blind-assassin-12 @pheedraws @serenyaearth

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W O R D S and lines —

Rules: you will be given a word. Then you share one sentence/excerpt from your wip(s) that starts with each letter of your word!

Thank you, @commander-krios and @queen-scribbles for the tag!!! ✨

I haven't had the time to work on any of my stories for quite some time but I'll try with what I already have 😁 The word are…

DANCE

D - Davrel had been cooking under these suns for a little over a month now. Too long for him to stay in one place. But he was on a well paid hunt, and he even received an incentive to compensate the fact that it might not be the easiest of jobs; no known location other than the Outer Rim, no puck, no real intel on the target, just a tracking fob…

A - A sharp ray of light hitting Din's helmet made Elara squint with a painful wince and she lowered her head to watch her steps from under the wide visor of her cap.

N - Now at loss, Din finally asked:

"The races?"

Elara nodded vigourously but Peli was the one to explain :

"Yes, the Twin Suns speederbike races ! Never heard of it?"

But as Din never had, even during the couple times he had set foot on Tatooine before, not even from Elara who was obviously excited about them, he shook his head in silence.

C - Cheers and claps echoed in the street. On the rooftop and through the speaker, the Bothan went on :

"And this year again, you came out in great numbers, both in the pits and on the track, proving once more that the racing tradition of Tatooine still lives on, outracing all bans and tyranny the Empire tried to subject us to."

There were a few whistles and grunts and Elara saw Peli nod in silent approval.

E - Elara felt a surge of excitment that made her bounce up and down, fists tightly clutched on her belt. She even felt herself twist her wrists slightly as if to push an imaginary speeder bike to rush forward when the racer she would have bet her money on had a glorious opportunity to take the lead — and they did !

SLEET

S - She'd have to get rid of the luggage rack that would definitely slow her down and maybe fix its left altitude control pedal too… Thinking this, she clutched and twisted at the left maneuvre control and the slow, sluggish click it elicited from under the speeder near its thruster flaps confirmed her diagnostic.

L - "Let's say I may or may not need to grease the officials' servos a bit to get her a last minute entry without too much of a hassle, but… it can be done."

This wasn't going to soothe Din's worry about Elara taking part in this race but he said nothing. Not about this at least.

E - Eventually, he saw a smile forming on her lips as she brushed the glass of one goggle with her thumb.

"Din?"

Her voice was trembling with emotion.

"What?"

She turned to him on the couch, clutching at her cap and goggles, beaming with joy. And then, she whispered in a low squeal :

"I'm gonna race tomorrow!"

To that, Din chuckled.

E - Elara parked her speeder next to the starting line, and she was soon joined there by yesterday's winner on his custom speedie. Now that she could see it from up close, Elara noticed the thing had been completely crafted from scratch and from various parts of many other Mobquet models. Honestly, she found the result impressive. She stared, maybe a little too long, and its rider took his goggle off.

"You like it?"

T - Tatoo II bathed everything in his reddish hue, casting long and threatening shadows of the rocks on their track ahead. And the shape of a dune was fast approching ; the racers spreaded out like dark birds in the firey sky, some to avoid the dune, others to grab the opportunity of a better shot at first place, or to dodge the most reckless racers and the sand.

All from Lost and Found, episode 9 - The Race

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No pressure tag: @x-press-it @something-tofightfor @the-blind-assassin-12 @queen-scribbles @everlastingscribe

And your word is: FEAST

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[Special effect] *Spirits whispering in the wind* 🌬️✨

Black cats are nervous, mirrors crack on their own, and even the pumpkins look a little too smug. The veil is thin, the vibes are cursed, and the reading is clear — something wicked fun this way comes…

🎃 TRICK OR TREAT COMMISSIONS 2025 ✨

The rules of this ritual are still as simple: drop any amount you like on my Ko-fi — with or without a request — and I’ll conjure up a drawing for you.

What can you ask for? Pretty much anything: your OC, a beloved canon character, a pumpkin leading a metal band, your toaster having an existential crisis, medieval knights jousting on Roombas, or the IKEA allen key finally rising up against humanity. Bring references, and I’ll bring the chaos.

But if you’d rather toss your fate into the cauldron, I’ll roll the cursed dice and surprise you. Daredevils welcome. 👀

💀 Important note from your tired-but-determined cryptkeeper 🕯

Real life’s been raining chaos and sticky notes on me non-stop for months now, and I’m still battling to finish my current queue of commissions. But I couldn’t resist the cursed call of tradition! That said and to keep it sane, I’m opening only 6 slots. First come, first haunted 👻

— When does it begin?

✨ Right now — the crypt door is open!

— When does it end?

🌔 Once the moon slips away on November the First.

Questions? Summon me in the askbox — anonymous spirits are welcome too. Thank you, much love 💖 and may your All Souls night be filled with fun chaos and full-sized candy 🍬🍭🍫

➡️ [TRICK OR TREAT]

…and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!✨👻🎃

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Last chance to grab one of the remaining slots! 👻✨

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