#quote generator

[incorrect-seafam-quotes]

Percy: Where are your parents?

Tyson: What are parents?

Percy, grabbing Riptide: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard. Someone's negligent ass is going to get kicked today.

[fortheloveofsolas]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Inquisitor: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Solas: ...I did. I broke it.

Inquisitor: No. No you didn't. You dont even drink coffee. Cole?

Cole: Don't look at me. Look at Cassandra.

Cassandra: What?! I didn't break it.

Cole: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Cassandra: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Cole: Suspicious.

Cassandra: No, it's not!

Cullen: If it matters, probably not, but Varric was the last one to use it.

Varric: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Cullen: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Varric: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cullen!

Solas: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Inquisitor.

Inquisitor: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Cullen: Inquisitor... Cole's been awfully quiet.

Cole: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Inquisitor, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Inquisitor: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Inquisitor:

Inquisitor: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here

[solarstrange]

doing a random quote generator with a few moots in it

The keep reading is just so you don’t get bombarded with an essay length at once. Most to all of these are out of character for these people, but it’s just for entertainment. I’ll do more of these later because I love this shit for some reason. People in the generator: @mr-immature, @thedivinehellspawn, @cattreats4humans The generator link: link

Cat: You have Crayons? Solar: Yes, I have— Cat: You're— how old are you? Solar: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

Solar: What's worse than a heartbreak? Cat: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. Dee: Waking up in the morning. Imm: Waking up.

Dee: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable… …and also assault with a deadly weapon.

Cat: Dee, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor. Dee: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

Solar: I have a bad feeling about this… Cat: What do you mean? Solar: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble? Cat: No? Imm: That actually explains so much.

Dee, Solar & Cat: screaming Imm: runs into the room What's wrong, Cat?! Dee: Wait, why are you asking Cat that when Solar and I are also here? Imm: Because Cat wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

Solar: Ducks are better than rabbits. Cat: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. Dee: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. Cat: We’re not talking about flavour, Dee! Dee: Flavour counts! Cat: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? Imm: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier? Cat: Okay, but- Imm: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? Dee: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out! Cat: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, DEE! Dee: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, CAT! Solar: I- Jesus-

Dee: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes… Dee: …And violently jerk their head until it snaps. Solar: …That took an unexpected turn. Cat: So did their neck.

Solar: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now. Cat: There are no books in prison. Solar: sighs Thank you.

Solar, when Imm walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza. Solar: accidentally smacks Cat in the face with the baking sheet

Cat: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Imm: Killed without hesitation.

Dee: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds. Cat: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work? Dee: NO-

Imm: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. Cat: The cow?? Imm: What? Solar: Cat, W H Y?

Imm & Cat: Surprise! We're having a baby! Dee: What?! Imm & Cat: pull out adoption papers It's you!

[the-fandoms-onceler]

Hermione: Do you even know what an amulet is?

Ron: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!

Hermione: Ron, those are omelettes.

Ron: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

[unkindcorvid]

Sam: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a four letter word for disappointment. John: "Dean" Dean: Hey! Sam: …it fits.

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[this-place-about-to-blow22]

[aaronisapyromaniac]

So I was messing with a quote generator and-

Asmo: Do you always have to attack me with your words? Satan: Would you prefer me to use a brick?

This is now a cannon interaction