The Goose is Loose

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[milquetoaast]

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[yanguang]

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

[animatedamerican]

… I am unironically here for this

[oldfilmsflicker]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[kabesattic]

This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?

Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

[spicedtealeaves]

A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️‍⚧️

Jasmine Brimsmayd

Actor and Writer

There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made

[teaboot]

TRIED TO COME UP WITH AN ON-THE-SPOT ANALOGY FOR BEING ASEXUAL AND THE FIRST THING MY BRAIN SHAT OUT WAS "IT'S LIKE A WAFFLE MAKER"

[teaboot]

Ways that sex is like a waffle maker:

1. Lots of people have one but you don't really think about it until they start talking about making waffles and you're like "oh shit they have a waffle maker"

2. Messy as fuck and you know what as far as I see it why even bother when you have pancakes, you don't need to bother with all those fluids and crevices with pancakes

3. WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING THINK YOU NEED ONE

4. Theoretically implied fun with whipped cream until it melts and starts soaking into shit

5. If you don't prep ur surfaces ur gonna have a bad time

6. It's fun in the kitchen but only on like special occasions cause again it's a pain in the ass to clean

7. ??? I prefer crêpes tbh I don't get it

[teaboot]

Looking forwards to celebrating the 6th birthday of the post I made to describe a stance I was assured I'd grow out of by 13

[apolladay]

What category is your last name?

Son of some guy ("Johnson", "O'Brien", etc)

Job ("Smith", "Miller", etc)

Place/town ("Hill", "del Valle", etc)

Nickname/attribute ("Short", "Goodman", etc)

Hyphenated/multiple of the above

Other (describe in the tags!)

Unsure/results

Voting ended onJul 6

[shanuraru]

Extra chapter for my huge nuc doujin. No you dont need to have read Medddle Medicine Meliorate to enjoy this. I have a few more extras planned, though theyre all longer than this one and will take thus longer to finish. Thank you for reading!

Main Story: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 (FINALE)

[ruinedchildhood]

[shanuraru]

my muse

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[shanuraru]

Its over.

Previous parts: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

[iyavi]

another cat boy

[apolladay]

If you know the meaning of the word "defenestrate", do you remember how you learned it?

Yes (put it in the tags please I'm curious)

No

I don't know the meaning of the word defenestrate

Voting ended onApr 18

[wet-poodle-nudes]

thiunking about those omegaverse AUs where omegas can hire an alpha sex worker to help them through their heats. you know

[beardedmrbean]

Lolo the Pallas's cat at the Novosibirsk Zoo is proudly showing off her seven fluffy cubs, and letting us watch them be kittens as well!!!!!!!!

[minkisays]

i created kuyarei in tomodachi life but then rei rejected kuya when he confessed and mii kuya got so depressed 😭😭😭

so im just thinking kuyarei in ur modern au where this exact thing happened while kuya plays tomodachi life and now hes MASSIVELY sulking. rei is getting ready for work and kuya is just "yeah go away u hate me anw 😒" and rei is just "???? were already MARRIED"

OMGGGGDF SO:

That night, Kuya went to bed alone. Rei paid no mind to it since this was a normal occurrence — he comes home at an ungodly hour from work, Kuya would already be asleep by then, they wake up to start their mornings together, and Rei goes back to work. This was normal.

So peacefully Rei slept…

…until their alarm went off an hour later.

Groggily, Rei subconsciously turns to tap Kuya’s shoulder to turn off the alarm but surprisingly, Kuya dodges Rei’s touch before his hand could meet his body and shuts the blasted thing off. Rei sits slightly up and squints at Kuya strangely.

“What the hell was that?” Rei asks him, clueless.

The memory of Rei’s Mii rejecting his own flashes back in his mind and it was enough to sour Kuya’s day all over again. So silently, Kuya glares at Rei and takes his Nintendo Switch with him.

Kuya doesn’t say a word.

He just stares.

Not even blinking. Just… stares.

Rei, still halfway between sleep and consciousness, frowns at him. “Why are you looking at me like that?”

Silence.

Then Kuya very deliberately unlocks the Switch. The brightness hits Rei straight in the eyes.

He hisses, squinting. “Turn that down—”

Kuya ignores him.

Tap.

Tap.

Tap.

Rei watches, increasingly confused, as Kuya aggressively navigates through menus like he personally offended the console.

“…What are you doing?”

Still nothing.

Kuya finally finds what he’s looking for, then without warning, he shoves the Switch directly into Rei’s face.

“Look.”

Rei leans back slightly, eyes narrowing at the screen.

Two Miis.

One of them — Kuya.

The other — Rei.

A little speech bubble.

A rejection.

Rei stares.

“…What am I looking at?”

Kuya’s eye twitches.

“You rejected me.”

Rei blinks.

“…That’s a game.”

“You rejected me,” Kuya repeats, slower this time, like Rei is the problem.

“It’s — Kuya, that’s a Mii—”

“It’s you.”

“It is literally not me.”

Kuya lets out a quiet, offended scoff and pulls the Switch back, holding it to his chest like it personally understands him better than his own husband.

“I see how it is.”

Rei rubs his face. “No, I don’t think you do.”

Kuya turns away from him.

“Go to work,” he mutters. “You hate me anyway.”

Rei just stares at his back.

“…We’re married.”

“And yet.”

“And yet what?”

Kuya doesn’t answer.

He just huffs and opens the game again. Rei watches him for a long second, then reaches over and grabs Kuya’s wrist.

Kuya freezes. “…What.”

Rei doesn’t let go. “You’re seriously mad at me because my video game version rejected you.”

“You say that like it doesn’t mean anything.”

“It doesn’t.”

“It reflects your subconscious.”

Rei lets out a disbelieving laugh. “No it doesn’t.”

“It does,” Kuya insists, now fully turning to glare at him. “You hesitated. I saw it. There was a pause.”

“That’s because the game—”

“You hesitated.”

Rei exhales slowly, like he’s trying very hard not to lose patience before 8 AM. “…So what, you think I secretly don’t want to be with you?”

Kuya doesn’t answer immediately. Which, somehow, is worse. Rei’s expression shifts — less annoyed now, more… intent. “Kuya.”

Kuya looks away. “…You said no.”

Rei stares at him for a long moment. Then, without warning, he reaches over, grabs Kuya by the chin, and turns his face back toward him.

Kuya blinks, caught off guard.

“What are you—”

Rei cuts him off, flatly: “I married you.”

Kuya pauses.

“…That doesn’t erase the rejection.”

Rei’s eye twitches.

“Okay.”

Before Kuya can react, Rei grabs the Switch out of his hands.

“Hey—”

Rei navigates the menu with way too much confidence for someone who clearly does not care about this game.

“What are you doing?”

“I’m fixing it.”

“You can’t just—”

Rei shoves the screen back in Kuya’s face again.

“Confess.”

Kuya stares at him.

“…What.”

“Do it again.”

Kuya narrows his eyes. “That’s not how—”

“Do it.”

There’s something in Rei’s tone now. Not annoyed. Not confused. Certain.

Kuya hesitates.

Then, slowly, he takes the Switch back.

Tap.

Tap.

Tap.

The confession plays out again.

Kuya doesn’t look at the screen this time.

He looks at Rei.

The Mii version of Rei pauses—

—and says yes.

There’s a little jingle.

Hearts.

Kuya goes very still.

Rei raises an eyebrow. “There. Problem solved.”

Kuya stares at the screen.

Then at Rei.

Then back at the screen.

“…You manipulated the outcome.”

“Yes.”

“That’s cheating.”

“I don’t care.”

Kuya’s grip tightens slightly around the Switch.

“…It doesn’t count.”

Rei sighs.

Then, softer this time—

“Kuya.”

Kuya doesn’t look up.

Rei reaches over again, less forceful now, just nudging his hand.

“I said yes in real life.”

Kuya finally glances at him.

Rei meets his eyes, completely steady.

“So unless you’re planning to divorce me over a Mii,” he adds, dry, “I suggest you let this go.”

Kuya stares at him.

Long.

Quiet.

Then—

“…Fine.”

Rei huffs a quiet laugh. “That’s it?”

“For now.”

“For—? Kuya—”

“I’m still watching you.”

Rei drops back onto the pillow, covering his face with one hand. “Unbelievable.”

Beside him, Kuya finally relaxes just a fraction, still clutching the Switch.

“…You hesitated,” he mutters one last time.

Rei groans.

[iyavi]

rei time

i was thinking, rei is my second favorite character and yet i know so little about this dude. so i went on a mission to go thru all his main story and event appearances and cards........but that takes a lot longer than u would think lmao!! i finished the main story and got all his cards and events up to rusted nation, fanciful cappricio is just too long this will have to be a two parter...but i just watched everything and took notes for myself...and they can be for u too, if u want......

Main Story

Huey offered to free Rei from being a clan member but he refused; he needs Huey's power/stubborn about living with this burden - Chapter 12 (1)

Rei chipped off pieces of his own gemstone to use in experiments/making items like the needle used to save Olivine/his chisel. EXTREMELY PAINFUL - Chapter 12 (1)

Rei does not know what DNA is (very important) - Chapter 12 (2)

From Rei: Clan members whose ancestors died before fulfilling their contracts pass them to their children and they are born as new clan members. Their essence remains the exact same since they are born, so they can't sense Huey's power inside them. Huey told him once that to regulate the altars properly, clan members need to use Huey's essence inside of them, not their own - Chapter 12 (2)

From Rei: "Spirit Flow", another type of power other than essence present in ancient beings with tons of essence like the old water territory tree, putting your essence in it creates a harmonic state - Chapter 12 (2)

Rei goes into big bro mama hen mode the moment he sees Garu lol pushing Eiden out of the way to fuss over him when he passes out - Chapter 13

Rei is comparatively way more cordial with Quincy when they first meet compared to Kuya who he immediately gets into a catfight with. Also neither of them recognize Father - Chapter 13

I FORGOT to write this down chapter 12? somewhere the current light territory's king's only descendant is the princess

Rei and Kuya teaming up to bully someone else started early lol - Chapter 14 (1)

Rei was already ??? his current "age" "adult" however the fuck old he is lol when he first met Cashel, who was 10. Also Rei's mother, the queen, was the head of the Council of Sorcery. and cashel is his BEST FRIEND!!! - Chapter 14 (1)

After you play chapter 14-05 where Rei and Garu reminisce about Cashel, the music on the chapter select scene changes to that little sweet sad piano song lol cute

The Council of Sorcery was set up by Rei's mother to find a way to maintain harmony without the altars or grand sorcerer, his mother lost power and the council was forced to disband by the royal family, and she died after (judging by Cashel's age, I think the council disbanded a couple years after he met Rei, and Rei's mother died probably 3-5 years after that). A couple years after Huey vanished Cashel reformed the council. - Chapter 14 (2)

Karu could smell that Rei was half-youkai - Chapter 14 (2)

The church knew about the council's experiments apparently and endorsing them? I guess - Chapter 14 (2). Also it was kinda fucked that Cashel was still letting Kolt do all those experiments in the first place, I guess he had no power to stop him? It didn't really come up

Rei meets Blade and 2 seconds in asks to rub his core haha...yes....yes........

Rei does not know what influenza is (very important) - Chapter 15

In Huey's memories, Rei is very smug about surviving having Huey's essence inside of him but Huey is just like yes great job man. Rei wants to use Huey's power to find a way for Klein to be able to operate without a need for the grand sorcerer and Huey has the tiiiiiiiniest little smile and is like me too man, lmao - Chapter 16

Rei trying to be so nonchalant about not wanting to sacrifice Eiden for the good of Klein, not like he cares either way, hmf. Trying to care for Garu too when he's about to pass out, he's always putting others before himself, such a fake idgaf-er - Chapter 16

Also! Very cute that while he's been dismissive/blunt with basically everyone during the main story he always gets all shy and deflecting when Garu starts gushing about him and it happens quite a lot, like when they meet back up with Blade and Garu is like OOH LET ME INTRODUCE REI THIS IS MY BIG BRO REI HE IS SO COOL AND SMART AND AWESOME!!!! And Rei is sweatdropping in the back hahaaa

Events

Rainy Season

Father calls Rei "kid", and is well aware that Rei pretends like he doesn't care about others

Rei does not know what a movie is (very important)

Eiden: "I swear this guy has a fetish for experimenting on himself…" lmao

Someone Rei cared about lived in the Dark Zone who died

Rei was able to eat the virtualia flower just fine even though it is poisonous to humans and Quincy is aware that Rei would be fine eating it too, I guess both he and Kuya knows he's half youkai (I didn't remember there being so many hints about it lol…)

Rei also knows that Quincy was ostracized from his tribe, guess those three talked a lot back when they traveled together more than they let on

Rusted Nation

First reveal of Blade's nickname for Rei I think

Blade took himself apart so Rei could examine him and know how to fix him in case he breaks & trying to find out more about Saia (Blade was so sad that he wasn't more helpful about that lol…)

this is just so funny i love this part. why rei thought kuya would tell him anything for free is beyond me, lost his mind for 2 seconds

Rei is a very good actor, able to come up with a fake personality and stories on the fly, which he used while seducing dudes in Saia for his research (trying to figure out how they get by without essence & if there's really no essence in Saia)

A nameless official notices Rei asking all these questions, follows him back to his room at the inn and physically & sexually assaults him to get him to stop poking his nose into Saian secrets

One of the branch royal family members (Antal) had shady dealings with Saia in order to try and take the throne, Rei was investigating him back then. Despite having no real power and not a lot of people caring about him he sure did his best to track down anyone trying to hurt his family...he wuvs his mommy. and his older brother i think but we didn't get to that yet lol I think that's in his Unfulfilled Dream rooms

He got drugged and experimented on by the Saian officers….Rei…..also I think this is where he got "experience" with the weird sex toys from his Midnight Owl room

Rei's happy that Eiden is the total opposite of Huey just like Quincy

Fanciful Capriccio

yes rei blade needs to stay close to you….manhandle him more….rei means this in the most clinical and unsexy way possible bc he just wants to do experiments on blade but whatever leave me….leave me to my delusions……

tbc........

Cards

Histologist

Rei has been to the mansion a looot in the past, so much so he knows it inside and out

He manufactures sex toys in order to better transfer essence, he wants to transfer essence into a gemstone but also they're NOT sex toys they're scientific tools. He has very SCIENTIFIC discussions with Eiden about what not sex toy would be the best to draw out essence and confused what them being pleasurable or fun has anything to do with it

Gemstone Expert

Rei was definitely going to spy on Eiden having sex with someone else lol. I always thought that it was canon that he did go around in the vents of the mansion watching Eiden have sex with the other clan members but I THINK I might have gotten that mixed up with a fanfic, but I think this proves it's something he WOULD do at least lol

Midnight Owl

He put a bomb in his pussy.

I forgot to mention but these early sex scenes, from the main story/his SR, and here, he is still very like "who cares about preparation or pleasure or foreplay just stick it in and hurry up", though he admits it felt good in Gemstone Expert. Rei says here though that "sex is just a means to an end".

Eiden fumbles and accidentally hurts Rei which makes him dissociate for a minute. I forgot that they actually had him visually do that too. Eiden is worried about him but Rei is of course like ??? why'd you stop get on with it

When he comes they make his pupils all blown out like a cat seeing something they like it's cute lol

Rei had Eiden stick multiple bombs up his pussy actually

Rei really would make a horrible teacher lol…hurry up stop asking questions why don't you just get it wasting my time…

But he really isn't "mean".. Another thing I forgot to note in the main story he tells Kuya something like "can't you say anything nice" when Kuya was mocking Eiden for being useless. Here he doesn't berate Eiden for being bad at being stealthy, even says he's doing well for a beginner and got a little unlucky. In comparison Kuya definitely would have mocked him here lol…Even though he's blunt and sarcastic and likes teasing people, and doesn't like having his time wasted, he isn't cruel or mean about it really. Like I said before he was perfectly cordial with Quincy in the main story…it's really just Kuya that pisses him off he's the only one he is genuinely nasty with but isn't that just the story of interacting with Kuya in general hahaa

When they're talking about the ball smasher 9000 weird noble sex toys and Rei is like who cares sex doesn't need to feel good it's a means to an end blah blah and Eiden is like "even if your partner is into torture?" Rei gets a scary expression on his face for a second

Rei's convinced when dealing with others it's inevitable that someone is going to get hurt in the process…pretty funny that he's also going around always trying to help people too. Maybe it's just himself that is cursed to hurt and be hurt by other people lol

Rainy Rebirth

Rei was marked by Father in the past for death but lived?? I'm assuming, weird that regardless he was convinced Father marking the cub meant it was definitely going to die if at least 1 time that didn't happen lol

Rei watching Eiden nurse the baby kitten lol that's you Rei…you are the little sick baby kitten…..eat ur gruel

Truth Seeker

Second time Rei's gotten drugged, two nickles etc. The music box is so precious to Rei because it was a gift from his mother- also other kids called Rei "monster" when he was little. He remembers his mother saying she would always protect him but he says that was a lie

Rei feels even a little vulnerable and he has to fuck that right out of him, no time for that nonsense

Eiden took the broken music box and turned it into a little bed for Father…creating something new and kind from a terrible memory….Rei immediately tries to fuck about it lol Rei………..

[joyokosuka]

NEON Carnival Travel Journal: Aster

As the mansion proprietor, and as everyone’s breadwinner, I have to talk business with visitors every day. I also need to make sure that everyone’s needs are met if there are tough times at the mansion. I guess these are typical worries for a head of the family.

By the way, when I get tired, I return to my bat form. It’s the easiest way for me to not expend as much essence. I go to my workroom and slip into my coffin bed, and I sleep soundly as can be…Master Eiden is reliable, so he can take care of things for the time being. I can leave tasks to everyone else!

During my heyday, I was a lot taller, but it’s been a while since I was in that form. I don’t miss being that tall. Even Master Eiden looks super tiny! There aren’t any problems with that form, but I think I still like my cute Aster form better. After all, Master Eiden dotes on me so much when I’m small! And if I look quiet and gentle, people let their guards down more ♡

Since I’m in charge of accounting in the casino, I spend a lot of time in my workroom. It’s only natural that I’d have to keep it tidy! I have it decorated with my many knickknacks. I also have some secrets hidden away in my safe. But, if you open it, I can’t guarantee that you’ll survive~! <<< Masterpost

[hiramslodge]

does your car have a name ?

yes (please tell me what it is)

no (why not?)

Voting ended onFeb 23

if you don’t have a car your alternate form of transport can count too !! please tell me your bike’s name