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audible sighs

alright so i haven’t been on tumblr in years now.

i’m here again to rant.

i just hate how my friends abuse their bodies with seemingly no care in the world. like... ya’ll say you wanna live long lives, get married and do fun activities and whatnot yet don’t bother taking care of yourselves AT ALL???

i know i can’t force you to be healthy.

but i wish you would want to be healthy.

seriously. do you just want your body to deteriorate?

i wanna say i don’t care and just leave you to your own devices. but i’m so persistent because i care and i can’t stand to see you constantly staying up, not eating properly and whatnot because it’s going to fucking kill you

i’m just so fucking done with it

please

take care of yourself

maybe it’s hard for you. maybe you’re having a difficult time. what the hell am i supposed to do? it’s so hard. (such selfish thoughts, though)

i hate to see it.

catlips001

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

catlips001

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

ask-cloud-skipper

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

nintendowiimote

ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122

Will Smith went to London and dressed up as a Boots sales assistant to promote Jaden’s new water brand ….. what dimension are we living in

jant19294

“Brand of water” look at our society, we need a good old fashioned culling.

pvstelheart

The kid is just doing what he wants to better the world. He started a brand of bottled water that’s better for the environment and is responsibly sourcing everything from the bottle to the water. They’ve gone as far to work with a specific city and only bottle excess water and pay the city more than its actually worth so their water infrastructure can be improved. He’s also donating water to Flint until the lead levels are actually at safe levels because the government decided they don’t want to anymore.

If you’re gonna try to complain about a celebrity doing something at least be educated on what they’re actually doing first

fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20

i enjoy mornings that you wake up to silence and no one is asking anything of you, you’re under no pressure to exist and its just wonderful

r-dart

timemachineyeah

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

eroticmirotic

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

nyardynn

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

cushfuddled

GLORIOUS

sorcerywithwords

the only personality test that matters:

1. who do you main in mario kart

2. favourite pokemon type

3. hot or cold

dykes-deactivated20200607

doctor on a television show performing a life or death surgery: alexa this is so sad play how to save a life by the fray

forestofdenial-deactivated20190

mutuals

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thefourquestions-deactivated202

cool-eevee

Ohio State University holding a gun to my head: Oh so you think your Honors material huh? You think you’re so smart? Tell us who you kin

pwesident

Dean of OSU doesn’t allow doubles

bloggersremorse-deactivated2018

This is the kindest expression I’ve ever seen in my life no one has ever looked at me with this much empathy and understanding

princesstigerbelle

I would die for this cat

mzingalwa

This cat wouldn’t want you to.

lettersfromadreamgirl

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

lettersfromadreamgirl

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

kouhai

It’s so weird how people are going around saying “Oh MYGOD I’m gOnna hate this halloween becausE LITTLE fucking kiDs are going to D R E S S U P as fortNITE skins and do those FUCKING dances”

It’s just like, Oh no, kids are going out to have fun…on a holiday meant for kids…..doing as kids do…the absolute madness of it all……….

maydei

if a little kid starts doing the floss or the the roy purdy dance in front of me u best fuckin believe as a vine-watching millennial that i am going to join them to assert our mutual dominance over the baby boomers. i believe the children are our future.