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Val / 31 / Bloggin whatever tickles my fancy

[littleshrekthings]

TODAY IS 🎈🎈🎈SHREK DAY 🎉🎉🎉 SHREK 1🏆 CAME OUT THIS DAY📆 IN 2001💚💚💚💚💚REBLOG THIS POST🔁🔁🔁 FOR SHREK TO SMILE😃 UPON YOU😀 AND GIVE YOU LAYER👼🙌🙌😭😎IGNORE FOR FAARQUAD👿👿👿💀💀💀🔌

[all-funny-memes]

Damn right she could do it!

[vallenrhyme]

Well

You'd think it would take more than a 12 block walk and a wasted lunch hour to prove me to be an idiot. You would be wrong.

[twloha]

Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality and our purpose on earth. To be consciously aware of it, to experience love in ourselves and others, is the meaning of life. Meaning does not lie in things. Meaning lies in us.

Marianne Williamson (via twloha)

[adventures-of-a-strange-mind]

Phrases and idioms that we still use, which were coined by William Shakespeare.

[pigeonstalking]

now this is legitimate shit you can attribute to good ole Billy Shakes. the man definitely had a way with phrases.

[bob-morley]

[grimelords]

I want to make an infomercial where it’s not clear what the guy’s selling. Like he’s demonstrating how powerful this vacuum is by sucking up a bowling ball but then he starts showing you how strong the bowling ball is by dropping it on some knives, but then he’s showing how the knives haven’t been damaged at all by using them to cut through some shoes and it goes on and on for two hours then just loops back to the start while a number flashes on screen the whole time and if you call it it just echoes whatever you say back to you.

[connorricks]

Whenever you censor your swears you are empowering a mysterious and possibly dangerous pantheon of deities. Don’t used minced oaths, people.

[copperbadge]

Well, dang. 

[thewanderinguniverse-deactivate]

Because the world needed this reaction gif. 

[badcaseoflovingwho]

Happy anniversary to a very important episode of a very important show. Thank you Doctor Who for being Fantastic! We love you.

[corvuses]

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

[fiti-vation]

OMG OMG!  LIKE DRINK YOUR WATER! 

The 42 year old Englishwomen hoped that drinking more water would alleviate her headaches and poor digestion somewhat, but she never expected the additional benefits of staying well hydrated. The woman, who is known as Sarah, took a picture of herself before beginning her experiment and at one-week intervals for four weeks. In addition to her headaches disappearing before the end of the first week, her normally sluggish digestive system also began functioning normally.

The additional benefit that Sarah did not expect was a more youthful appearance. The dark circles and wrinkles around her eyes were completely gone after four weeks, and her usually dull skin appeared fresh and dewy. Although Sarah did not lose a lot of weight, she did lose two pounds, her waistline shrank by an inch and the cellulite she once had disappeared. Overall, Sarah says she looks and feels 10 years younger, and will continue drinking water at the same rate since realizing its benefits [X]. 

[ninthwardjawn-deactivated201902]

i be tryna tell ya’ll. 

[floweyshop1]

if i tag this post markiplier will he show up?

lets find out.

[markiplier]

I showed up

[cherryaire]

[confetti goes off]

[comeupremy]

pinned her up against the wall because she's a masterpiece.

[sadboyfactory]

I was on tumblr before it was sold to Yahoo and let me tell you, the only complaints i ever heard about staff before then was “fix the video player” and “theyre a bunch of silly memes” but NOW its like theyre satan incarnate

[x-menunited]

[marxisforbros]

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches.  "Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

[theboylondon]

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

[jezunya]

And here we see X-Men perfectly illustrating the disparity between the larger disability community (Storm) and the chronic illness community (Rogue). One wants society to accept & respect them & their various different needs, which is surely a noble cause, while the other would like to NOT BE IN PAIN EVERY FUCKING DAY, which is just as important but often gets shouted down by non-ill disabled people who only want to talk about disability as a social construct.

[thischroniclife]

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

X-Men was teaching us more than we knew. And i can tell by your analysis my English teachers would love you.

[wilwheaton]

The Etruscans were a small civilization from modern-day Tuscany who basically invented aqueducts, city planning, sewers, bridges, and metallurgy. Basically, all the things that we mistakenly attribute to Rome, because the Romans took everything and slapped their own watermark on it like an ancient eBaum’s World.

5 Important Things From History That No One Can Explain. (via wilwheaton)

It’s true! It’s weird!

(via cracked)