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dragon age trash. Ryan. {nb | they/them | polyromantic ace-flux | 16}

[dramarising]

Tasmanian wolf

The new tertiary gene looks absolutely terrible on anything other than basic. It turns all other primary genes into a blurry mess. :(

[valroyoreo-blog]

It's tiger.

[agenderairbenders-deactivated20]

look kids a brand new gender

gendercool: when you’re not a boy or a girl and you’re not entirely sure what your gender is but man you are cool

[as-seenon-tv]

my favorite jokes

when people pretend people wearing camo are invisible

calling random animals “weird looking dogs”

trolling beetles fans

[apxtheosis-remaking]

severely overestimating the number of clearly countable objects

severely underestimating the size of something (you could fit five whole cars in space probably)

[hickeybickeyboo]

Seeing a shocking image and exclaiming disbelief at minor background details around shocking image

Everyone is in on a joke

[swordofparacelsius]

incredibly inappropriate units or lack thereof (twelve sand, forty-five mph of cell phones)

[valroyoreo-blog]

I'm the (blank)

[traceexcalibur]

POKEMON VS UNDERTALE in the GAMEFAQS CONTEST

okay, time for round four!! a lot of what I said for the previous SMW match still applies here. the Pokemon series is an eternal classic, we all love it, it’s great. but it’s also a series we’ve seen 1000 times, whereas Undertale - with its quirky humor, deep and heartfelt story, and lovable characters - is a new contender that brings a lot to the table!

besides, if we can be honest with ourselves here? Pokemon R/B aren’t getting votes because of THEIR quality, they’re getting votes because of the quality of the series as a whole. they started a huge and awesome series, but… uh, the originals were actually pretty unbalanced and lacking in features compared to later entries. honestly, I’m saddened that GSC and XY got eliminated so quickly.

anyway, I’ll end with the same statement I made for SMW: as a new indie title, compared to a decades old game everyone already KNOWS is a classic, I think Undertale is more deserving of recognition. Pokemon is amazing, but I think if any game is capable of and deserving of a victory over it, it’s Undertale.

do you agree? let’s find out.

VOTE HERE.

[asreeldreemurr]

^ This

[asreeldreemurr]

Also, we’re 7000 votes off, which is more than it has been for the last few rounds. We really need to step up our game here guys.

[thecomicalsans]

//The count as of 11:25 AM EST. Vote!!

[friskiing-blog]

10 hours left and less than 6% to go? Final push guys, don’t stop now.

[thepxcifist-blog]

IF YOU HAVE ALREADY VOTED, REBOOP!

[lunar-landing]

petition for the rt store to make leggings.

because seriously. imagine cute RVB ones with the character heads everywhere or ones with the AH logos and maybe sayings or little roosters and teeth and the Funhaus logo and ahhhhh just make leggings okay.

[skjdghskghoueragkjlm]

asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them

[faardyn00-deactivated20180523]

well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal

[the-magical-crawdad]

Asexual mermaids being really pleased when an asexual sailor begins singing baritone counterpoint.

[hammerfelll-deactivated20220522]

When you free the Mages and you watch the disapproval roll in

[newtgeiszler]

[alpha-beta-gamer]

Who’s Your Daddy is a highly amusing asymmetric multiplayer parenthood simulator that follows the daily routine of a loving, if bumbling, father as he tries to keep his son safe from harm. 

One player controls the baby and attempts to put itself in harms way, and the other player takes on the role of the father, trying to save his son from certain death.  A darkly humorous and very silly multiplayer parenting experience.

Play The Alpha Build, Free (Win & Mac)

[healbells]

#THIS IS BASED OFF THAT ONE TUMBLR POST TOO#DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE (x)

[raideo]

OH MY GOD

[crossguild]

from the table in the corner they could see a world reborn

[phd-bitch-deactivated20160711]

YALL YALLL YALL

so apparently guys call girls the second she gives them her number to make sure its the right one

when the fuck did this start happening?

like i saw it happen last night and my eyes literally got really wide

this some new level shit forreal

[scornpios]

I feel like it started getting more popular in like the past 4-5 years? Coinciding with the rise of smartphones. Honestly and unfortunately your best bet is getting a Google voice so that you can give them a fake number that works and then you can just block them in the app. Dudes are disturbingly entitled and that’s probably the safest way to go about things right now.

It’s really gross that the only way that you can fully protect yourself is to do something you don’t wanna do. Also it doesn’t protect you from the core issue at hand or from those pushy guys that will ask for your phone so that they can put their number in themselves then proceed to call their phone from your phone (also becoming more popular).

[cosmicmoves-deactivated20170412]

You can also use Burner App! You can have multiple numbers for different purposes (ie. if you want one for douche guys, and guys you actually want to talk to) and when you’re done with it, you can trash the number completely. Your phone WILL ring if they call it, but when you get home you can just “release” that number and they’ll have no means of contacting you again.

[drankinwatahmelin]

^^^!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[hollowedskin]

boost for burner app info!

[rationalsjdiscussions]

It is so disturbing and depressing that as a whole, women cannot trust men to just take “no” for an answer, that women have to resort to this level of self-defense. But I’m spreading this because it is necessary. Stay safe out there.

[mishafer]

If you LIKE pineapple on pizza, reblog this post.

And if you DON’T like pineapple on your pizza, reblog THIS POST.

I’m doing a census on this ongoing argument please help it’s obviously important. 

[ask-hothead-the-mare-deactivate]

[sellertape]

“See, this is what it’s like to be in the Fake AH Crew.” “Constant problems?” “Well, yeah.”

[cosplaykissesandprettyfaces]

@agt-mothman

[sober-geoff]

I need a founding fathers version okay. 

[kumagawa]

how do white people think like this

[lilyjpotter-deactivated20171013]

omg just imagine how the marauders would’ve dealt with umbridge

[ghostofhallownest]

#OH mY GOD#sirius would literally call her umbitch to her face#remus would be the most passive-aggressive little shit on the planet#he’d prank her the worst tbh#and ofc he’d never get caught#and james is the one who answers back to her in class and challenges her on everything#peter tho#he’d be so snarky#little sarcastic comments after everything she says#he mutters them under his breath#and umbridge can never figure out why those four little shits keep giggling in her class like WHAT#THEY SHOULD BE SCARED OF HER RIGHT???#IT WOULD BE EPIC#mhmm#they’d all deliberately be so charming one week and then absolutely destroy her in class the next week#SHE IS IN A CONSTANT STATE OF CONFUSION#all her wardrobe gets turned a sickly green colour#her veritaserum supplies mysteriously gets exchanged with amortentia and then she suddenly has 50 lovesick students attempting to smooch he#(some remain in therapy their whole lives)#and mcgonagall looks on with satisfaction#and dumbledore just twinkles away tbh#and LILY#omg#she joins james in class and argues with her all the time#THIS IS WHEN JAMES AND LILY START TO FALL IN LOVE#bc shes so annoyed at this woman and then james just stands up and says EXACTLY what she’s thinking and shes like WHOA#and lets be honest umbridge would be TERRIFIED of lily????#she doesnt even know why#(it’s probably the fact that lily has been heard to mutter death threats under her breath when in umbridge’s vicinity)#i cant (via ohmarauders)

[confundo]

On a different note, I wonder how the Marauders would have handled Umbridge if they knew she was using blood quills on Harry.

[kungphooey]

Okay I have to say that blurb on the back of @maggie-stiefvater’s book The Raven Boys doesn’t do it justice.

[maggie-stiefvater-deactivated20]

A host of co-dependent teens with a battery of psychological issues comb rural Virginia for a dead Welsh king with dubious magical powers. Trees talk; hitmen put down roots; dead people live; living people die. Cars are described in loving detail. Fuckweasel. A house full of psychics tells everybody the future and drinks a lot on-page considering it’s a young adult series. Nobody kisses anybody, which is weird because everybody loves everybody. There’s rich boys! Poor boys! Sad boys! Angry boys! Raven boys! Collect them all!

they wouldn’t let me write it

[viciere]

basically, i got like half off the instax i bought for the last giveaway so i got two and frankly im not enough of an art hoe to make proper use of one

SO

shit u get:

white instax mini 8

2 10-packs of film

some lush shit (mask of magnaminty, popcorn lip scrub, fizzbanger bath bomb)

galaxy eyeshadow palette from bhcosmetics

palette looks like this:

(obviously the one u get will be unopened i just wanted to show u how pretty it is lmao)

rules:

u gotta follow gay cat and gay queen

reblog this post to enter

dont ask questions w.o reading faq first pls

if u have a cat give it a kiss from me

hav a nice day

ends 29 feb

good luck!!