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Yes its 2026 and i still listen to my chemical romance | 26 | they/he | white |

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

[64mpg]

i hate when things aren’t my business #whatisgoingon #dontleavemehanging #tellmesomethingplease

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[pidge0n8]

that brief moment in gerry’s life when his dye job looked actually kinda decent

and then the one time he let the distortion do his hair for the old times sake and then never made that mistake again

[hannisconfused]

what if michael ‘sacrificial lamb’ shelley and gerry ‘human tool’ keay held hands?

[michaeldistortioned]

something I like about the Magnus Archives fandom, is how everybody rushed to call Gerard by his preferred nickname, “Gerry.”

Collectively, you all respected a fictional character’s last dying wishes, all while indirectly considering yourselves his friend.

[mangozic]

michael shelley I would die for you

[momokarp]

God, could you imagine if more of Gertrude’s assistants lived and worked together?

[eyeball-jam]

them <3

[tashaneva]

ah shit, here we go again

[deadobsithart]

Relistening to The Magnus Archives for like the 4th time and had to draw my favorite boy 😔 he deserves only the best

[allknowingaxolotl]

Gerry come home the kids— no fuck them kids I miss you

[wreegis]

If I became the monster

to everyone but us

[nyuisnt]

Muse

Edit: by "I don't think that's happening" gerry is referring to getting the painting out of his head. He most definitely will help with supper. I need to learn to read tho.

[phthalopathos]

jurgen leitner?

stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner?

[flamygibi]

love AUs where Fili and Kili are around the same age as Frodo , It's sooo cute