bitches on my dick and i'm meowin

about

[flimflix]

[kosmogrl]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[abarelysapientpairofshoes]

I like it when my friends make art shout out to friends making art

[segamascott]

we as a society are ready for bears in lingerie where are the bears in lingerie

[cikero]

[summer-fire]

[circlejourney]

[l3v5ha]

cant say exactly what, but something about the very first 1955 kermit puppet (held in the smithsonian) makes me unbearably emotional………its like looking at Adam

[disksystem]

[jisuto]

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[indar0]

[brickylittle]

oh my god I just realized this is the year people will stop being born and stop aging and stop dying

[trippin-on-apple]

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

[zedogica]

can you believe it guys? 17776! just a week away!

[anguilliforme]

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

[togepete]

Can I ask a sex question

I started masturbating analy with one finger and it felt good but not great like i never got anywhere and git kind of bored

What's......... what's the question

[volpalope]

[dovai]

neon genesis evangelion (1995)