Clearwater Stan Account

N | 27 | She/They Vampires are just zombies with better PR. Twilight shame on main.

[insecuregodcomplex]

[materialistses]

Zendaya wears an Edward Cullen shirt for a screening of ‘THE DRAMA’ (2026)

[yasmin1000000]

we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

[lemonadeslice]

🦋 every single choice will affect your fate, and the fate of those around you 🦋

(redraw of these)

[zenmasterlover]

I’m dead

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[danmeichael]

you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.

[danmeichael]

i call this the taur scale.

there is an exact range of horse (or other animal) within which a creature is at its most uncanny and it is somewhere between 75-100%. outside of that range it is fine. within that range it is considered "nightmare fuel". i am unsure what the optimum point within that range is.

[xserpx]

[misheancolchester]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[allythistle]

Edward and Bella in the meadow 💜

[huffylemon]

[achesspiece]

i'm sorry but if an ancient dragon wanted to be my mate then i would simply ignore the imbalanced power dynamic and problematic age gap because it would be really hot

[embry-call-fan-club]

Whenever Bella left the Forks area code she got into so much avoidable nonsense

[sweatermuppet]

stop showing me ai ill fuckin kill you

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

Edward trying to play baseball with his family after breaking up with Bella in New Moon

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

I’m not saying that this post is what caused Cillian Murphy’s Oscar nomination. . . But I’m just saying that the timing is really interesting 🤔

[homodotus]

hey me and my girlfriend saw you from across the parking lot and we really fucking hate your vibe. i’m going to hit you with my mercedes

[ibtisams-deactivated20240709]

One of the most reliable and popular instagram accounts covering what has been going on in Gaza @/sbeih.jpg has started a free online crash course about Palestine history and the decolonisation movement to help educate more people and spread awareness. It is on instagram @/palestine.academy and their website is thepalestineacademy.com. It is completely free and has tons of resources on how to get informed, find further information, and how to help Gaza right now. If you have the time I recommend exploring the website and following their instagram!!!

[gentlyepigrams]

There's a post going around Tumblr about how if you're post-menopausal and have bleeding, you should get it checked by your doctor. I brought some minor bleeding I'd had up in a doctor visit earlier this year, prompted by that post, and this week, after a biopsy, I found out I have cancer. It's early stage and the survival odds at 5 years are 99%. I have an oncologist appointment and we may have caught it early enough that surgery alone will be sufficient treatment (no radiation/chemo).

So that post may have saved my life and it may have made my treatment a lot easier too.

If you get into menopause and then start bleeding again, really, get your reproductive innards checked out. The life you save may be your own.