Blake

Certified Vampire Slut and Neck-Romancer Fic Writer (in theory) they/them

[vampiresfromxenon]

Masterlist!

Ao3 Coming Soon

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Fics:

Astarion Ancunín

Kiss It Better

I Wanted To

Luscious, Succulent, Delectable

Wine About It, Then (18+)

Connor RK800

Coming soon!

[vampiresfromxenon]

I love being in my hella queer relationship bc my partner and i have our gay little ocs that we're playing as for our current BG3 run- partner is romancing Astarion and I'm romancing Shadowheart and its all so lovelyyyy rahhh I am so incredibly happy and yay I'm so happy I'm not in a cishet relationship (I literally cannot deal with cishet men, I'm so out)

[beemovieerotica]

we need a ritual where you can climb into a hole in the ground for roughly 24 hours and just close your eyes and not do anything, and nobody is allowed to look for you or speak your name, and whenever you want to reemerge then you can climb back out and people are forbidden from commenting on your absence. can someone get on this.

[trans-yaoi]

whenever I get overstimulated I should be able to shake it off like this

[samfodo]

Except you don't need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be "good".

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven't had any experience kissing someone they love, so they're obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

[lizardsister]

is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality

[iftye-npq]

stuck in a timeloop called i just have to get through this week

[wosp-reactivated]

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

[bearsockz]

Maybe I should grow up

[muppetshow2026]

not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.

[theabigailthorn]

reminds me of the time Rage Against the Machine were vying for Christmas Number 1 (british public was doing a little trolling) so the BBC had to let them come on and play 'Killing In the Name Of' live on the breakfast show, and they asked them not to swear and they swore

[feyspeaker]

sanguine this is the mini for print club this month! join here by 1/31 to get it!

[redstonedust]

you'll spend so long in deep discussions of gender online and then go talk to someone in your real life family and find out they still havent gotten past "women can be good at things" and its like oh okay jesus christ i forgot some people are still on the baby steps huh

[ineedagun2001]

end of january affirmations

im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me

there must be a place for me in this world because here i am

my art doesnt suck

instagram is nothing to me

[rowanisawriter]

2026

DO THE ABSOLUTE MINIMUM AT WORK. MAKE ART THAT HURTS. ABANDON ALL GUILT AND SHAME. DONT LET THEM KILL YOUR SOUL. BECOME YOUR OWN PERSONAL GOD. GROW SPIKES. DONT LET THEM KILL YOUR SOUL

[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[ichorknight]

ive never played baldurs gate 3 in my life but i just woke up from a dream where astarion had a little brother named bimbles but players fucking hated bimbles bc in the game astarion would care more about bimbles than the player so ppl started uploading videos where theyd kill bimbles and a video called “900 ways to KILL bimbles in baldurs gate 3” got like 10 million views and then bc of the backlash larian studios released a patch where astarion would kill bimbles early in the game if the player asked him too but he’d do it while shaking and sobbing in total anguish and ppl started posting videos of the scene where astarion kills bimbles with titles like “baldurs gate 3’s BEST patch”

[holmesandtheroman]

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

[keeperskey]

If you use AI to write any part of a story, you are NOT a writer.

[shed-some-light]

ok actually phrebrand badges canceled here's your hard launch badges.