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[ruinedchildhood]

[theunfairfolk]

[cannibalchicken]

[toxifoxx]

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

[cuteness--overload]

[orange-catsidy]

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[lamignonette]

[fairycosmos]

i should be allowed to kill myself when im on my period and then come back to life later

[slitherpunk]

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

[maxknightley]

[samueldays]

[leninisms]

“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

[leninisms]

i posted it and then i heard it

[pptiny]

Im gonna derail.

This Is my cat. His name is Squirt.

Squirt supremacy.

[leninisms]

SQUIRT SUPREMACY!!!

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

[l4dymanor]

except for the fact it was my birthday, MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

[everythingfox]

“Only 1 brain cell between these 2 and it’s being used to eat a box”

(via)

[freshmoviequotes]

Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown (1975)

[rongzhi]

Singing a new year's song with 爱妃/Ai Fei ("Beloved concubine", a term of address Chinese emperors used for their favorite concubines/consorts)

English added by me :)

[trashpandaartblog]

You'll have a sandwich

By Rémich

[bananonbinary]

"menstruation is punishment for original sin" is a fairly common doctrine (altho in my experience it's usually more implicit than just baldly stated like that)

anyway this implies that of all the animal kingdom, humans are not UNIQUE in sinning, but are joined by bats, the elephant shrew, and the spiny mouse species Acomys cahirinus. (according to my 5 seconds on wikipedia at least)

[bananonbinary]

this mouse has committed crimes against god

[danhumphrey]

this comment under a bookstore video of all the first editions of the hobbit they have… i’m going to start crying