VampricYoda

This is just a place for me to pop some essay's out instead of facebook's "Notes".

[ants-are-fascinating]

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

[kuroba101]

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

[glitterandgrunge]

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

[lazorsandparadox]

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

[silent-wordsmith]

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

[mister-christmas]

Ant 1: To the ant graveyard with you

Ant 2: But I’m not dead

Ant 1: You smell dead

Ant 2: Fair enough

[eric-coldfire]

Ant 1: “I thought you were dead.”

Ant 2, after acid wears off: “I got better.”

[ottermatopoeia]

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

[dcladies]

#Etta Candy always wins

[evilbuildingsblog]

something evil is afoot in East LA

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

Dark CVS show me the evil 3am cold medicine run

[osmosisjones]

Hello welcome to CVS pharmacy are you dropping off a prescription or picking up?

[purrrha-archived-deactivated202]

[catchymemes]

[crittizen]

You’re right and you should say it

[tags by @funnyihope]

[sneckoil]

doctor doctor

[vampricyoda]

I’m fairly sure Doom has a Docterate.

[sizvideos]

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

[mrs-prism-deactivated20180422]

This is both entertaining and really important.

[accidentallypatriotic-deactivat]

Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

Deadpool is canonically riddled with cancer this is actually such an appropriate campaign

[beardedchrisevans]

[sasukeuchihaisreallycool]

I love this show

[teenscoolest]

[singwhenyoucantspeak]

This is why i laugh so much when people complain that they aged down aunt may cuz like… they didn’t actually really? she is a reasonable age? marisa tomei just happens to actually be a vampire

[vampricyoda]

So here’s the thing. Aunt May is supposed to be FUCKING ANCIENT. Like even the ancient one says “DAMN” to May Parker. Yet she’s still able to fuck with people’s shit. 54 is *still* a deageing of May Parker. I want a scene of old lady May Parker just totally fucking with Peter’s enemies.

[blackqueerblog]

Arrested for what! WTF! Are you kidding me? He’s not doing anything wrong! Sickening!

[airandangels]

Here’s an article about him - it’s from early July 2019.

Alan Dornan has walked the last 530 days for undocumented immigrants. Last week, he was arrested by Homeland Security officers during a prot

“I will stay active for as long as I’m able to stay active — and I’m at peace.”

He wasn’t arrested just for walking around with a sign, though, he and a friend planned a sit-in in which they blocked the doors of a federal building housing an ICE courtroom to protest the imprisonment, neglect and abuse of migrant children separated from their parents. Getting arrested was part of the point - they were held for about an hour and a half and issued citations for a fine. He said he would not pay the fine and was seeking a court date to get further public attention for the issue. He’s deliberately using his privilege as an older white man to protest for people who have less power and are at more risk.

Go Alan Dornan!

[butterflyring]

Imagine owning the world’s greatest love songs, by the greatest voices of our time. In a once in a lifetime collection. Time Life Music presents the Ultimate Love Songs Collection. 36 beautiful songs by all our favorite artists.

[stuart-townsend]

The Addams Family ( 2019 )

[obtain-oatbin]

There was a voice actor hired to make that indecipherable gibberish

And it was a big name too just like the rest of the cast so it shouldn’t be that surprising but

I cannot stop laughing at the apparent fact that they got snoop dogg to do this

[shadowy-dumbo-octopus]

They got FUCKING WHOM

[jewishgirlrevolt]

Yup! Snoop Dogg. 

[vampricyoda]

Ok. But like.....Cousin It even in gif form has that Snoop Dogg Swagger in this,

[puckconnolly]

Everyone may *think* they hate country music, but when Jolene, Before He Cheats, Take Me Home Country Roads, or Life is a Highway comes on, everyone is suddenly a liar.

[daywatch]

I know this is a funny post but

There are a few major points in Country Music’s history that got the entire genre labeled as ‘annoying’

Post 9/11 nationalism

A term that I couldn’t make up “Bro-Country” which intensifies themes of booze, objectifying women, and partying that were present in past decades but not to such an extent

This is Gospel Music But With an Accent

Now looking at the songs op listed there is

A woman pleading to another woman

A woman wrecking a shitheads life

A guy loving the scenery of where he lived

A song that could easily be mistaken for a number of other genres

But it is easier to say that one hates country while privately enjoying select songs than explain why one doesn’t like the current market oversaturated with our nation’s problems of nationalism, sexism, and so on

[brunhiddensmusings]

see also jhonny cash/willie nelson era songs which were deeply emotional stories often about painful and deep subjects. prison, loss of loved ones, hard labor, facing despair, passion. ‘ghost riders in the sky’ and the like are also deeply satisfying as they bridge more into folklore then ‘murica fuck yeah im sponsored by bud light yall’ another example- ‘midnight in montgomery’ where hank williams junior sings about the ghost of his father

“ … And felt the wind die down, And a drunk man in a cowboy hat, Took me by surprise, Wearin’ shiny boots, a nudie suit, and haunted, haunted eyes, He said: “Friend, it’s good to see you, It’s nice to know you care” Then the wind picked up and he was gone, Was he ever really there? ‘Cause when the wind is right, You’ll hear his song, Smell whisky in the air, Midnight in Montgomery, He’s always singin’ there, “ the reason we ‘hate country’ is because we know its supposed to have FEELING and its infuriatingly absent now

[ultralaser]

70s country - bluegrass traditional

80s country - power ballads

90s country - pop crossover

00s country - white supremacy

[vampricyoda]

Also litterally every single song that tells a story is just “So and So Didn’t come back from The War (TM)”

[tonights-episode]

tonight’s episode: THE DOUGCATCHER

[ingdamnit]

I’ll let him go if he can correctly identify 10 animals as either crab or turtle

[vampricyoda]

Wait are we finally catching Doug Walker for his crimes?

[tateratots]

Hot Take

jesus christ superstar live is bad because the pharisees arent wearing the Big hats

[thefederalistfreestyle]

now I’m the villain in your history

[gffa]

“Arrogant son-of-a–  [CHOKE]” “HEY, I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING.”