Tunnel Snakes Rule

"If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning." - Vincent van Gogh

[glumshoe]

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

[glumshoe]

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday

[mintsdraws]

(•‿•)

[lovingrot]

[having-it-all]

Kayama Matazo  (1927-2004) Frozen Forest

[closet-keys]

Booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo

[gwrr-deactivated20191201]

I couldn’t resist making these, but at least I have a 50% chance of resisting the bourgeoisie

[arbitraryimposition]

Rebogging again because LOOK

[ziraseal]

men who I’ve never met but 100% trust solely based on how I’ve heard them talk about their wives

feel free to add more good boys 

[jadiekinzz]

[minoukatze]

[shoelight]

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

[mingdliu-deactivated20210422]

“Self love is a process, it’s a growth. Ten years from now, you’ll look back on the person you used to be and wish you had been kinder, patient, and more forgiving to yourself.”

— Ming D. Liu

[herwordlessness]

traditional celtic folk music makes me go buck fucking wild. i don’t know what it is, if it’s just in my blood or if it’s a past life or just ‘cause it’s objectively soulful but I hear that fiddle and I immediately transform into this heartbroken irish widow in 1787 with a shawl draped over my shoulders staring over the cliffs of moher, waiting for my ghostly lover to return from sea

[great-tweets]

There is nothing new under the sun.

[queereyegifs]

x

[studentlifeproblems]

[nevver]

Shitty Watercolour

[nemfrog]

“Yucca, tall white yucca.” In My Mother’s House. 1941. Velino Herrera, illus.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

How many horsepower is 1 horse?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[cikero]

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

[xtec]

SHUT

[africanaquarian]

the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit