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DANIEL IS WEARING EARRINGS I REPEAT THE EARRINGS ARE BACKA HGHDHDNGHDHHSHD OMFG

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“Excuse me, what scent do you think this is?”

vancitysimon:

This giraffe needs to hurry up and give birth, I keep getting weird looks from my wife while I lay in bed watching the video.

The giraffe still hasn’t given birth???

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vancity-bcl:

Oh, duh… why didn’t I think of that?

I live on the internet, so it’s not something I forget about very often.

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vancity-bcl:

So… in the hypothetical situation where I’d want to bake a birthday cake for a dog… where do I find a recipe?

I would assume... maybe the internet?

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phantastic-dan

yasss

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itsmarkimoo:

Now that’s a fight I would love to see. The best one wins the puppo…And my channel. It’s my last wish.

I’m going to start my training right now! Somebody start my Rocky style montage music!

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nightmarevirgo

x

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itsmarkimoo:

I think you will have to fight Kylie for that. She wanted to steal her a few days ago.

She’s thin, I’m thin, I think that it’s a pretty fair match. I can take her. For the puppo!

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vancityphil

why we don’t go outside | phan

vancityphil

dan-isntonfire

“I’ll attempt not too.” Dan spat back, his tone with an edge of annoyance on it due to how sick he felt. “How would I know where we are? All I know is we were going to some place and I wind up in a bed with you in a random ass room.” Dan grunted before rolling on his back as he closed his eyes trying to shake the grogginess out of his brain. It wasn’t working with the annoyance Dan felt building in him at the way Phil was reacting. “Calm fucking down. It’s not like you’re alone, right now.” He hissed. “And you’re making my hangover headache worse.”

Letting his mouth close for a few moments, he relaxed against the pillows. His eyes remaining shut as he yawned. He didn’t remember anything, but both were fully dressed so that wasn’t a worry. The room didn’t smell bad and he was quite comfortable. His eyes opened when he felt Phil move on the bed, as his eyes narrowed at what he was doing. “What…” He followed the male’s eyesight to the condom, alcohol and first aid kit. “You sure a fan didn’t lock us in here?” He tried to lighten the mood a little bit. He almost muttered a few things but chose to keep them in his head. A hand ran over his entire face as he grunted. “We’re locked in here. Seriously? C’mon.” He huffed. “Please tell me you’re kidding, Phil.”

“Someone woke up on the wrong side of the mystery bed,” Phil said, rolling his eyes a bit at Dan’s unhelpful crankiness. He was already in some mystery place with no memory as to how he got there. The last thing that he needed as Dan hangover attitude. Phil didn’t even remember Dan drinking, to be honest, but he knew his hangover quite well. Normally Phil would just leave Dan with some water and advil and leave him alone till he came crawling out of his room. This situation, however, was much different than his normal one.

“A fan? I don’t know. Perhaps. Though how did they get away with that at a party with all of those celebrities. I think that they would have different concerns at a party with Sebastian Stan and Adele!” he said, shaking his head, trying the handle of the door again. He pushed and he pulled, but it wouldn’t budge. It was definitely locked. “No, Dan, I’m not kidding. I think you’d bit my head off if I were jokin’,” he said, knocking on the door, but he didn’t hear anything happening on the other side. Phil went to sit on the end of the bed, unsure with what to do. His head hurt too much to think clearly.

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itsmarkimoo:

I think it does! I can’t die right now, I have a dog to take care of.

Could I have your dog if you die?

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the100mazecumberbabes

Comparison of Markimoo and Dan and Phil playing Sims 4 (x), (x)

itsmarkimoo

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itsmarkimoo:

Is there a limit to how many times you can fall in one day before you should just give up and go to bed? Because I’m nearing seven times and I honestly starting to get concerned about my own walking skills.