Wylan Van Eck

It's like a little love story!

[vanecksprodigalson]

𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖊𝖑𝖉𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖆𝖙

⋆˚࿔ 𝐼𝓃𝓉𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓊𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃ˎˊ˗

𝐖𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝄞 𝐇𝐞/𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝄞 𝐄𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝄞 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐧 𝐄𝐜𝐤

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐥 ♬‧༝⁺.𝄞 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐬 ♬‧༝⁺.𝄞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫

⭒˗ˏˋ𓆩𝘈𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘭 𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𓆪ˎˊ˗⭒

⋆˚࿔ 𝒜𝒹𝒹𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝑜𝑜𝓀ˎˊ˗

ᯓ 𝗞𝗮𝘇: @kazgr ᯓ 𝗜𝗻𝗲𝗷: @captainghafaofthewraith 𔘓 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗿: @gunslingerofthebarrell ᯓ 𝗡𝗶𝗻𝗮: @ninagirlkisserzenik ➷ 𝗞𝘂𝘄𝗲𝗶: @kuweiyulcombo 𔘓 𝗠𝗮𝗺𝗮: @wylanscoolmom ᯓ 𝗔𝗹𝘆𝘀: @alysthesingingmom ᯓ 𝗔𝗻𝗶𝗸𝗮: @coolestcrowinkedderdam ᯓ 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲: @i-only-have-two-problems

⋆˚࿔ 𝒞𝒶𝓉𝒶𝓁𝑜𝑔𝓊𝑒 𝒞𝒶𝓇𝒹ˎˊ˗

#ᴡʏʟᴀɴ ᴠᴀɴ ꜱᴘᴇᴇᴄʜ <- ꜱɪɢɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴀɢ #ᴡʏʟᴀɴ ᴠᴀɴ ꜱɪʟʟʏ <- ᴜɴꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴘᴏꜱᴛꜱ #ᴡʏʟᴀɴ ᴠᴀɴ ʀᴀɢᴇ <- ᴍᴏꜱᴛʟʏ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅꜱ ᴋᴜᴡᴇɪ #ᴡʏʟᴀɴ ᴠᴀɴ ᴀʀᴛ <- ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ꜱᴇᴇɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʀᴛ! #ᴊᴜᴅɢᴇ ᴡʏʟᴀɴ <- ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ "ʜᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇꜱ" ᴀɴᴅ "ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ" #ᴡʏʟᴀɴ ᴠᴀɴ ᴀꜱᴋʙᴏx <- ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴀꜱᴋꜱ

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[vanecksprodigalson]

Have things gotten better between you and kuwei?

I don’t know… @kuweiyulcombo are you still alive?

[kuweiyulcombo]

Am I still alive..???..

I guess I am :)

[vanecksprodigalson]

Dammit, during Pride month too

[vanecksprodigalson]

Wylan!! Do you have a favourite song to play? And on what instrument?

I love playing this song on both piano and flute!

[vanecksprodigalson]

Have things gotten better between you and kuwei?

I don’t know… @kuweiyulcombo are you still alive?

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

thoughts on capybaras? 👀

I have never heard of such a thing… hold on…

update: after extensively searching for knowledge of these “capybaras”, I have found a book with illustrations of strange foreign animals.

I can now say that I know what a capybara is, and I absolutely adore them.

[kazgr]

Explain.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

[kazgr]

It just looks like a giant mouse. Where do we find one.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

We would have to cross oceans and journey through treacherous terrain. It would take months of travelling to get one ourselves… unless an exotic travelling merchant happened to have one, and in that case, it would be a high price to pay

[kazgr]

This is what fucking a councilman is for, Jesper. Strings to pull and bank vaults to empty. Man up.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

@vanecksprodigalson ?

[vanecksprodigalson]

How is it we’ve done a 180 from Kaz being required to give us gifts to me bankrupting myself so Kaz can have a capybara

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

I believe it’s worth it. I must admit… I want one too.

[vanecksprodigalson]

fine but if it’s a boy we’re naming him Winston

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

fine by me but counterpoint: we name it Kaz.

[vanecksprodigalson]

One is enough, my love. However if it is a girl I think that Nina would be a lovely name

Right @ninagirlkisserzenik?

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

thoughts on capybaras? 👀

I have never heard of such a thing… hold on…

update: after extensively searching for knowledge of these “capybaras”, I have found a book with illustrations of strange foreign animals.

I can now say that I know what a capybara is, and I absolutely adore them.

[kazgr]

Explain.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

[kazgr]

It just looks like a giant mouse. Where do we find one.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

We would have to cross oceans and journey through treacherous terrain. It would take months of travelling to get one ourselves… unless an exotic travelling merchant happened to have one, and in that case, it would be a high price to pay

[kazgr]

This is what fucking a councilman is for, Jesper. Strings to pull and bank vaults to empty. Man up.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

@vanecksprodigalson ?

[vanecksprodigalson]

How is it we’ve done a 180 from Kaz being required to give us gifts to me bankrupting myself so Kaz can have a capybara

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

I believe it’s worth it. I must admit… I want one too.

[vanecksprodigalson]

fine but if it’s a boy we’re naming him Winston

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

thoughts on capybaras? 👀

I have never heard of such a thing… hold on…

update: after extensively searching for knowledge of these “capybaras”, I have found a book with illustrations of strange foreign animals.

I can now say that I know what a capybara is, and I absolutely adore them.

[kazgr]

Explain.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

[kazgr]

It just looks like a giant mouse. Where do we find one.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

We would have to cross oceans and journey through treacherous terrain. It would take months of travelling to get one ourselves… unless an exotic travelling merchant happened to have one, and in that case, it would be a high price to pay

[kazgr]

This is what fucking a councilman is for, Jesper. Strings to pull and bank vaults to empty. Man up.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

@vanecksprodigalson ?

[vanecksprodigalson]

How is it we’ve done a 180 from Kaz being required to give us gifts to me bankrupting myself so Kaz can have a capybara

[vanecksprodigalson]

Longest you’ve stay awake and longest you’ve slept?

Oh okay the longest I’ve stayed awake for… uhm I think it was maybe three days? And the longest I’ve slept was either sixteen hours or five days, depending upon if you’d consider long periods of sleep only interrupted by short, hazy periods of disorientation as one sleep.

[vanecksprodigalson]

Happy pride

Happy pride month!! And this is your friendly reminder that all straight people — especially @kazgr — are obligated to send gifts to their Queer friends and family!!

How is everyone celebrating Pride this year? Personally, I am celebrating by donating heavily to shelters for homeless Queer youth and “tarnishing” the Van Eck name according to my progenitor… Also by giving @gunslingerofthebarrell lots and lots of kisses :3

[top-cheese]

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

[vanecksprodigalson]

@gunslingerofthebarrell us <3

[xoxoxogigi]

call me wylan van eck the way that I don't know what i'm doing here

[vanecksprodigalson]

this but I am wylan van eck

[wylanscoolmom]

Who’s your favorite child?

Inej. She is such a sweet girl. Also Jesper. And Wylan, my son. And Inej's grumpy husband Kaz. And Nina. I... I don't know

[kazgr]

I came over almost every week for the past three years, since when am I “Inej’s grumpy husband” to you…

[captainghafaofthewraith]

Think about it this way: you're included in her 'favorite children'

[kazgr]

I barely ranked above Nina. She’s barely even met Nina.

[vanecksprodigalson]

Kaz, I barely ranked above you. Imagine how I feel T^T

[vanecksprodigalson]

grapefruit wedding vows NOW!!!

You know I am always one to commit to the bit *AHEM*

Grapefruit Jesper, until you entered my life, I was lost. I was just parading around, pretending to be an orange, just like my orange father and all my orange peers. But you… you taught me to open up. That it’s okay if I have a bright red interior instead of an orange one. I’ve always known that I’m different, but I never once imagined that I’d be okay with that fact. It’s your love that makes me proud to say I’m not just a fruit, but a grapefruit

[vanecksprodigalson]

If you could play one instrument for the rest of your life what would you play?

this is like asking jesper to pick just one gender for the rest of his life. I love the flute and pianoforte equally, and there are so many other instruments I want to try.

But for the sake of the hypothetical, I would say the flute. It is much more portable and we’ve been through a lot together

[vanecksprodigalson]

If you were not a human, but any other living organism, what would you be?

Oh wow what a lovely question!

I think maybe either a tree or a bird.

Birds will travel hundreds or thousands of kilometres every year, but still have a place to call home. They remember where they built their home and will return to that same spot, even their young will nest there after the mother bird passes on. Not to mention how beautiful flocking behaviour is.

Trees are sturdy and provide respite for many creatures. They can be homes, sources of food, or a temporary escape from danger. Children climb them, teenage lovers carve their names in them (even though they really shouldn’t), adults sit under them and take a second to breathe… Also, the roots of a tree spread so much further than most people know, sometimes even connecting to other, smaller trees. They can also be resilient, withstanding the most unpredictable and volatile weather.

[vanecksprodigalson]

what are your favorite types of songs to play on flute?

also a lot of people in my school band hate my instrument(trumpet) so do you agree with them

Hmmm I guess it really depends on how I’m feeling! I feel awkward saying this because I worry that it might sound egotistical, but I haven’t really learned something that wasn’t created by me since I was maybe ten or eleven?

Father stopped buying me music books so I could “focus on my studies,” so I started composing my own songs. And when I ‘went to music school’ I wasn’t able to keep sheet music with me, so I just played from the heart. It’s quite therapeutic I must say.

I used to play a lot of songs that sounded sad, but now I’ve started to work on a tune that sounds like adventure, another that sounds like safety, one that sounds like reunification… you probably get the gist haha ^~^’

As for your instrument… I personally am not too opinionated on the trumpet. I favour strings and woodwinds over brass, but there are definitely songs and genres that would be worse off without the trumpet! Just keep doing what you love!

[vanecksprodigalson]

why’ve u given up on tagging

meow meow meow mewww meeerrr meow

too lazy