If Ur A Girl- Hey Sexyy If Ur A MAN- Ew

18 turning 19 SVU, house Md, Wicked (PHD) Lowkey a bratty slut

[redstonedust]

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

[vanessa-dumb]

GO PLAY IN THE SPRINKLER GODDAMNIT IT IS TRULY MANIA INDUCING IN THE BEST WAY

[machetelanding]

[husbandcinnamon]

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

[mssjynx]

t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??

[firstaidquarters-deactivated202]

THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP

[mssjynx]

nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE

[boffumdeez]

they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about

[tobiguous]

i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper

[jacketslutjayse]

Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?

[philly-punks-and-skins]

A fucking what now?

[coat]

BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!

[whereserpentswalk]

Here in New York it’s just called an ice.

[ovineweaver]

DO YOU ALL FUCKING MEAN POPSICLES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING UP WITH EUPHEMISMS FOR POPSICLES.

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

who put a zooper dooper on my dash and then insisted it was called anything but a zooper dooper.

[wwhore]

?. The humble freeze pop ??

[eddie-roo]

That’s clearly a BonIce

[vanessa-dumb]

Ice lolly.

Jk. This a Mr. Freezy

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[vanessa-dumb]

Two years you’ll see

[vanessa-dumb]

Any day now they will reveal it was a prank and money is free

[silkangelkisses]

[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

[vanessa-dumb]

Yeah

[vanessa-dumb]

Watching The Crash is crazy bc yeah this was the tragic type of shot that happened because we all thought we were living in euphoria

[despazito]

[vanessa-dumb]

Memorizing this to pull out as a sentence

[despazito]

[vanessa-dumb]

It’s lonely at the top (I get likes but no replies or comments:()

[vanessa-dumb]

I know every insult has been said about this man but trump looks like a kid vaping for like the third time ever and still lowkey hates it but wants to look cool

If u go Maga mode and ignore h!tler this image is a twelve year old trying to hold the fog fumes

[vanessa-dumb]

Sometimes I vape and it feels like

But other times it’s more like

This is important to me

[vanessa-dumb]

When I canny find it

[vanessa-dumb]

Sometimes I vape and it feels like

But other times it’s more like

This is important to me

[vanessa-dumb]

Yall the new brand of Vancouver Weed (tm) I’ve been smoking carts from got enough business to upgrade their packaging and my favorite cart is now PINK I AM IN LOVE THANK YOU SUPERTOAST

[vanessa-dumb]

Don’t worry I’ll just be here giggling in a manner that disproves sobriety

[vanessa-dumb]

Sharkboy and Lavagirl is a stoner comedy that’s all

[meltygetswifi]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[vanessa-dumb]

!!! BASIC HUMAN DECENCY 🫵🫵🫵🚨🚨🆘