vanger borschtit #1 stan

in this house we love and respect the number one radio and television personality of New Democratic Republic of Old Socialist Prussian Sloviskia Sponsored by the CharTed Cult 🌸

[smytherines]

Guy Who Knows What's Up from the hit Tin Can Brothers musical Spies Are Forever has just been nominated for a Tony Award

[smytherines]

Guy Who Knows What's Up from the hit Tin Can Brothers musical Spies Are Forever has just WON A MOTHERFUCKING TONY AWARD

[joeycupcakerichter]

Fuck your zodiac, are you a:

Owen Carvwhore

Sergio Stantos

Vanger Banger

[agent-marusankisser-deactivated]

im the bomb

[smytherines]

miss you every day Vanger Borschtit

[lycan-exe]

flip diggity!

Vanger Borschtit!! he’s such a silly character! :D

[booigi-boi]

Offering some Vanger art 🎙

[vangerbanger]

Vangerbanger please return as the number 1 Vanger borschtit fan this is one of the greatest accounts on this app

Oh, I'm always here, waiting, yearning even for new Vanger content.

[rootingfortheenemy]

[venomousray]

Oodles of Swagger!

I really like Vanger Borschtit

[starryknight613]

Did this cursed masterpiece for the SAF discord.

[vangerbanger]

DNI if:

You hate ascots

You've never had a bowl plopped on your head for a haircut

You don't look good in the color salmon

You've ever punched a reporter on the most important night of their life

You're not enjoying your evening

You're a spy going rogue

You don't know what's up

You can stop smiling

You "Just want to help"

You don't make important decision based SOLELY on your emotional response.

You DON'T love the prince.

[z3phyr23]

Today’s wake up songs!

We Love the Prince (Spies are Forever)

We Love the Prince (Spies are Forever) again

We Love the Prince (Spies are Forever)

Can you tell that I love this song yet?

Like seriously I’ve been listening to it on repeat all morning

I may have a problem

I’m obsessed

We Love the Prince (Spies are Forever)

[wurmbo]

saf valentines day cards (-:

[vangerbanger]

What’s my favorite color, you ask? You fool. You absolute imbecile.

it's the color of vanger borschtit's ascot, of course.

[vangerbanger]

it has come to my attention that 3 rats in a trench coat is a compliment? i’m old, my thought when you mention rats in a trench coat is Sammy from Wayside School.

my apologies, @heyitscaptainlost​. 

[your-fave-is-3-rats-in-a-coat]

Vanger Borschit from Spies Are Forever is 3 rats in a trenchcoat!

Requested by @heyitscaptainlost

[vangerbanger]

EX. FUCKING. CUSE. ME !?!?!?!?! 

HOW DARE.

[your-fave-is-3-rats-in-a-coat]

hey im just the messenger man talk to @heyitscaptainlost

[vangerbanger]

oh, that’s absolutely who i was talking to-

I’m gonna lose but here we go

[your-fave-is-3-rats-in-a-coat]

Vanger Borschit from Spies Are Forever is 3 rats in a trenchcoat!

Requested by @heyitscaptainlost

[vangerbanger]

EX. FUCKING. CUSE. ME !?!?!?!?! 

HOW DARE.

[chartedrights]

Does he. Y’know.

Hate Lithuania?