the 2nd gravity falls summer (bc you know there would be more than one) the mystery is âwhat the fuck is wrong with this traumatized pink teenagerâ instead of âwho is the author of the journalsâÂ
mabel (upon seeing stevenâs gem): youâre PERMANENTLY BEDAZZLED?????
dipper: ugh gideonâs the worst
steven: oh yeah I hate it when your friends try to kill you, but you just gotta wait it out and be patient with them and theyâll come around to you eventually
the kids repainting the sign when mabel drops her paintbrush to the ground by accident, cue steven being like ânp iâll get itâ and walking straight off the edge of the roofÂ
mabel: i hate that picture of me, 4th gradeâs the worst
steven: haha yeahâŠgradesâŠthose exist⊠i definitely didnât look exactly the same from ages 8 to 14 for complicated shapeshifting reasons
âour grunkle stan is kind of a sketchy guyâ âoh no way most of my family are war criminalsâ
steven: *breaks a cup* aw shit *licks it and it seals back together*Â
dipper: *furiously taking notes*
theres no possible way that steven âhavenât you noticed Iâm a starâ universe doesnât come over to mabelâs slumber parties w/ candy and grenda and casually mention his girlfriend who a. is literally a knight in shining armor, b. has taken down multiple genocidal dictators thousands of times her size, not to mention c. mastering the art of swordfighting when she was twelve and d. saving his life and the lives of all the beach city residents on a regular basis
dipper: *trying to reach something on a high shelf*
steven: oh here you go *shapeshifts his arm to grab it and bring it down*
playing w/ waddles and nonchalantly saying something about missing his own large, pink pet, a magical lion that can teleport and that he has ridden into battle multiple times
(at suzyâs diner) steven: donât worry, iâll get the billÂ
various pines: thanks man
steven: itâs cool, my dadâs a millionaire
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