We're crab people now, we live and die by the crab

[thotsandpreyers]

[pyromaniac-cyndaquil]

[pandaphox]

Just saying

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[wizardshark]

I admit I have enjoyed looking at boobies once or twice

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the crazy thing is im not even smart

[angel-derangement]

hey, don’t cry. Horse Glue Factory For Washed Up TV Actors, okay?

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[planefood]

Sign I saw in the city

[victusinveritas]

[girlnumbers]

hi can we play staring and breathing together

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[diablo-sera-tops]

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo writhing in agony ok? don't cry

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo screaming so much their voice becomes hoarse and weak and the pain still won't stop

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo unable to close their eyes and avoid the visceral sight of their own body

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo suffering unimaginable pain and being powerless to stop it ok? ok

[crazysnor1ax]

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[justspilledcoffee]

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cute puppy what breed is he

[purified-zone]

sideways

[forgleto-o]

Date idea: I lie face down on your bed and you pet my head for maybe 2 or 3 hours.

[rinnegami]