HomeToTheStuck413

••••••••••••••••Non-Binary••••••••••••••• Homestuck, DmMd trash And Other fandom trash "Why don't you take the trash out sometimes?" Ace

[insomniac-dot-ink]

I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts:

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[charlesoberonn]

[interdimentionalsnapdragon]

READ THIS IF YOU PLAN TO BOYCOTT YOUTUBE LONG-TERM

get an invidious account. it is an alternative front-end to youtube, allowing you to make an account, subscribe to channels, make playlists, and all the other things you use youtube for; all without giving the company a single cent. swearing off youtube long-term is a tall ask, so you can use this to still follow the creators you want to keep up with while continuing the youtube boycott. it has a built-in adblock and anti-tracker, meaning that you can really keep fucking them over.

it doesnt interact with the API at all, it scrapes the metadata to make sure they get as little as possible.

[butshesgotthespirit]

YOU GUYS INVIDIOUS HAS BUFFERING!

YOU CAN PAUSE AND WAIT FOR A VIDEO TO LOAD INSTEAD OF BEING DOOMED NEVER TO FINISH IT!

THE GRAY BAR HAS RETURNED! GLORIOUS DAY!!!!!!!!!!

[teratocybernetics]

for mobile (maybe only android?) there's newpipe:

NewPipe - a free YouTube client

i don't remember what features it has but I'm pretty sure it gets on with ublock & does screen-off play

[poeproductions]

We have a BIG STRONG BEETLE looking for a gym buddy! 🪲 How much do you think they can lift? 🏋️

Give this fursuit a home! 🧡 https://poeproductions.org/available-costumes/

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

It's not r*pe, it's rape. It's not su*cide, it's suicide. Not unalive, dead. The backbone needs to be reintroduced en masse because softening the blow of these concepts with advertising language does absolutely nothing but allow people unaffected by them to feel not even a sting of what they can do, prompting inaction.

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

And it's been proven that on certain websites, you don't even face a repercussion for using the words as they are. People just started censoring themselves because they feared the potential lack of views and likes and followers which is so nasty itself.

[its-the-blob]

I attended an anti-suicide seminar in college. One of the big takeaways from it was that stigmatizing suicide increases the rate of suicide, because people who are feeling suicidal feel like they can't ask for help. Every time I see babytalk garbage like 'unalive', I think of that.

[ralfmaximus]

Use the real words. Words have power, and they matter.

[catasters]

[ghostlyeris]

god it must be so delightful to be given the opportunity to torment your players with pyrotechnics

[fragranticareviewers]

[disgruntledturtle]

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

[equalistmako]

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

[seasonoftowers]

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

[people-are-garbage]

well you did ask

[defilerwyrm]

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

[mrtacomam]

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

[kariachi]

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

[pulltheotheroneithasbellson]

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

[blueandbluer]

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

[dduane]

…I don’t think it would be wise to add anything to this from any one of the multiple disciplines in which I have experience. :)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW

[chromaticabrasions]

“oh yeah you should watch this show! its on-” it doesnt matter. it is on the little site in my computer. for free

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Well, I found your problem. You have minor water damage… Probably due to a leak somewhere. It might take a while to find it.

[rootbeergoddess]

How?!

[endlessfishery]

There are many benefits to being a Marine Biologist

[vanxislexsia413]

REMEMBER-?!?

Back in 2014 when the KIDS badges at PCC had the DMMD ALL MATES ON THEM?!

Idneverwantedtobeachildsodamnbad

[vanxislexsia413]

WAIT THEY WHAT

P A R D O N

I DIDNT REMEMBER THIS UNTIL JUST NOW

OML

WHO OKAYED THAT?!? 😭😂😭

[jartitameteneis]

[furbearingbrick]

[charlesoberonn]

"Who would you choose to play you in a movie about your life?"

My life is not nearly exciting or dramatic enough to be turned into a movie and I'd like to keep it that way.

[treehouse-void]

"I hope your life is a blockbuster hit" should be right up there with "I hope you live in interesting times".

[charlesoberonn]

"I hope your life is a 12-hour YouTube documentary"

[jessiesjaded]

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

[teaboot]

[vanxislexsia413]

LMFAO

[amethystjet]

I made this comic in very early covid lockdown

[redhawke-bluewizard]

now I'm imagining an alien being like, "i got you a gift; it's human-colored!" and you have a brief moment wondering if you're about to experience a microaggression before seeing the color is a deep red and feeling a very different type of nervous