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Mixtape: E + Z Masterlist

A slice-of-life story between Eddie Munson and his estranged childhood best friend, Zelda Ryan. Zelda isn’t at all how he remembers her. Too cold, too stiff, too normal. A beautiful ice sculpture stands where his best friend should be. And he’s on a quest to melt it.

current wc: 4,433

childhood best friends to strangers to best friends to fwb to lovers, hurt/comfort, mentions of smut, drug usage (weed), general tomfoolery, Corroded Coffin is a family, rivals to lovers if you squint, I just wanted Eddie to be happy for once, break ups, unhappy relationship, Eddie is the best shoulder to cry on, even though this is a straight-passing relationship I still interpret Eddie and Zelda as queer

Track 00: Hopelessly Devoted to You

Track 01: Sister Christian

Track 02: Uptown Girl

Track 03: Jessie’s Girl

Track 04: Rebel Yell

Track 05: Girls, Girls, Girls

Track 06: Heartbreaker

Track 07: (Oh) Pretty Woman

Track 08: Heaven’s On Fire

Track 09: Cherry Pie

Track 10: Dr. Feelgood

Track 11: Don’t You Want Me?

Track 12: Eddie My Love

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[czech-hunter-reject]

Please listen to this baby tapir CHEEP and maybe all your sorrows will go away for a precious moment 🩷🩷🩷

via Instagram

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[masklayer]

[tzarvolver]

I raise you

[guitarbeard]

Ante up

[iguanamouth]

hey

[louiswainenthusiast]

[the-fatal-impact]

Lord Freyr

[whirlybirbs]

I JUST FOUND OUT I WAS THE SIDE CHICK? FOR SIX MONTHS? I WAS THE BOSTON GIRLFRIEND? FOR SIX MONTHS??????

[whirlybirbs]

actually this is the most free i’ve felt in all 28 years of my life. i can be spiteful and rage-filled and loudly angry as a woman and not looked down on. i am not the fool when i send scheduled anonymous messages every night at 3:33am saying “you are a fucking monster” & “she will never forgive you”. i am being praised for hanging physical flyers — in my city, his city, across the world — warning others about this balding coward. i am being hailed as a deity for waging psychological warfare on a man, doing it all for another woman’s honor i have only known for three days.

[rookamell]

Big fan of when a character is referred to as someone else's. Not in like a possession type of way but just as in oh yes they belong to each other. With each other. Package deal.

[pillowpetbee]

i’m still obsessed with spencer and cunty spencer

[atomicjeallyfish]

God. take all of meg thee stallions pain and return it to drake tenfold

[moniquill]

[dannyvantass]

This Alaskan parka is windproof, waterproof — and made from bear intestines | CBC News

It's waterproof. It's windproof. It's lightweight and durable. And it's made from the intestines of two bears, painstakingly cleaned and sew

I really wanted to know more about this, especially how the water proof stitching works. Here's more information on this project, and hopefully more in the future!

[tehnakki]

This is amazing! I need to make a note to play around with that water proof stitch technology soon.

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[bauliya]

things designed to become more beautiful with wear>>>>

[bauliya]

bronze. denim. tussar silk. thick leather. friendship. mahagony. rosewood. cast iron skillets. walnut. antique rifles. muscles. diaries. memory foam. mortars and pestles.

[tambourgi]

most buildings with copper roofs, sills, details, etc that have that beautiful green patina (which is called verdigris) are designed with that colour in mind--which is to say that the building and the design is not really finished until the whole project ages into itself and tarnishes to green.

how wonderful to rely on the beauty that comes with age!

[2-point-5]

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

[basilpaste]

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

[2-point-5]

[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]

[2-point-5]

hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[violetsbookshelf]

Pointe Skirt by Darinika Atelier

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you @tinsnip !!

[glamourweaver]

Muppet Frankenstein, where the only human actor is the Monster, and he has no prosthetics. Everyone just reacts to the one human in their world as a horrific monster. The body parts before the animation are even visibly felt Muppet limbs, but the creature rises as a human.

[microsff]

"My husband complains about the cold," the man said. "Can you teach me a spell to keep him warm?"

"I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands."

After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?"

"This, too, is magic."

[penpaladinjules]

In the immortal words of Terry Pratchett, it doesn’t stop being magic just because you know how it’s done.