i post spoilers and forget to tag it sometimes

primrose, 22, she/him. i like many things but mainly billie piper

[varnishlight]

~*~ hello! ~*~ welcome to my Epic Swag Tumblr Blog. i had one a couple years ago but deleted and now im here again.

primrose

22, she/him, white

bigender & bisexual ^__^

I'll add some more stuff here later hehe

[averydays]

Not trying to rag on this since it was literally the pilot, but I do love how clearly you can see the frame where she shifts into TWILIGHT_WALK_CYCLE.fla here.

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

Oh you have a cock? Prove it. Take multiple pictures from multiple angles, hard and soft, hanging loosely and you holding it in your hand. Also I wanna make sure it's working properly so post a couple videos of you nutting. Make sure to take a few pics of you squeezing your balls too just to enforce the idea ☺️

How do you people even find me

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

Two sentence horror story.

[greelin]

you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

[greelin]

stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL

[snailspng]

Louis Wain PNGs.

[blazeball]

in season 3 of twin peaks dales penis will explode badly

DUDE! SPOILERS!

[fatherjohnmisty]

I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

[blazeball]

i feel like a dog with separation anxiety when im not watching twin peaks. Where's dale. shaking like a leaf while i start tearing my workplace apart

[blazeball]

ok character statuses at the end of s2 as i remember them:

lucy and andy: awwwthey said i love ypu to each other

pete and andrew: blowed up

catherine: mia but god i wish she blew up with pete and andrew

josie: still in a drawer handle

audrey: I LOVE YOU ALIVE GIRL PLEASE BE OK

ben: head injury......?? he made the show so fun i hope he's ok 😭

donna's dad: why you do that man. physically ok though

donna's mom: just witnessed her husband try to murder ben so. hope she's ok

donna: just witnessed her dad try to murder ben but i don't think she's too mad about that. donna i know you're experiencing a lot of big emotions rn but lets try and calm down

nadine: head injury gave her her memories back. for her sake i wish they didn't. poor nadine

mike: who cares about mike

ed: ummmmm. Ummmm. so many mixed feelings about this guy. at least he means well

norma: i know you think the nadine stuff is the worst things can get rn your sistwr got abducted girl. go check on her

leo: holding up. Those spiders

windom: lol

bobby and shelly: they're fine. whatever

general briggs: RECOVERED! YAY! received some bad news though

annie: in the hospital.....? i hope........? i want that to be real annie

harry: sleep deprived

shadow dale: shadow dale

bob: bob

dale: Uh oh

[fatherjohnmisty]

I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Bartender! a dickless cock, please — with no balls.

[gammelgaedda]

pig,,

[gammelgaedda]

This little butch piggy went to a bar and tried to pull a femme baddie

[gammelgaedda]

she succeeded

[pinene]

google you gotta relax

[mizpasta]

at the surface

this is totally not like the ending of portal 2

Surface, an art print by Mizpah

This is a gallery-quality giclée art print on 100% cotton rag archival paper, printed with archival inks.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

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Transcript:

In the Cambrian period, the ocean was shallow and the sun never sets.

Every day was Sunday morning.

Animals had just invented eating each other and it was really funny.

The ocean was made of sprite also.

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[anneemay]

In every yaoi pilled person, there is a yuri deprived soul

[neverwonderneverremember]