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@vas6tyu
Music made me lose control... This is my story
It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are
Weird
Uncomfortable
Not good for anyone involved
Are you still bitter about it sometimes?
yes
no
In my Pokémon phase so here's a bunch of Pokémon gijinkas 🙂↕️🙂↕️
if i were a shrimp id be so embarrassed because everyone can see my poop line
Can you describe your dick for us? 🤤
Louder than Gods revolver and twice as shiny
Cannot stress enough how much you need to get on this stir fry shit. Newly living alone and don't know how to cook? Stir fry. Saturday morning after a rough night and need to whip up something tasty and hearty in a hurry? Stir fry. Approaching your thirties and deciding you need to eat healthier, balanced meals? Stir fry. Pick yourself out a protein, a starch, and like three veggies. More if you want. Then, simply stir and fry
Ahoy
I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"
One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"
Then they spit roast me
I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario
a translucent film card depicting the melancholic, fleeting moments of the gems and phos 🥺
collab with @pecopicopeko and @tncts ⛅☀️🌙
the kind of heat that makes it impossible to talk about anything other than the heat
they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop
im not asking for much here