Songs that only we may yet sing!

#(pinging you bc you had a hand in that interaction of course)#(LOOKIEEEE)#vaultborn #pharloomblr #{beholding}#{computer beep}#artfight #phantom

We art still not over this, rag-piano.

( @phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ )

toadslug

Another attack for Art Fight! This character belongs to ~Spectroach

My Art Fight username is ~Frogsnail! I also have a link to my profile in my pinned post :D

#(LOOOK)#(IT THEM. WITH THE CITA-SUN)#(i can’t get over this its amazing)#{computer beep}

Tonight we doth eat like the Conductors.

spectroacha

An art gifting game

my vaultborn #myvaultborn

#(CHAAAATTTT GO GET THEMMM)#(also vaultborne serial number leak hehe)#artfight #pharloomblr #vaultborn #{computer beep}

… Why ist that us?

the-valiant-valkyrie

we give trobbio a lot of shit but if you were a bug and you had never seen a firework before you would probably go crazy. to be quite frank.

#<For ages. nonetheless.>#<His theatrics are unlike anything the world hath ever seen.>#vaultborn #{beholding}#< ???

This ist precisely what we hath been trying to say.

If anyone requires our support for anything, fucketh off.

#<Retreating to our’t quarters for studies.>#pharloomblr #vaultborn #{scripture readings}#(i have this from an incorrect quotes generator i did a few months ago and with TADC recently wrapped up it feels fine enough to finally-#-post)

An inspirational quote for your journey:

❝ Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing ❞

– Benjamin Franklin

(The vaultborn said a silent prayer.)

Amen.

#<Words to liveth by.>#pharloomblr #vaultborn #{knowledge shared}

*gives you a psalm cylinder of long elevator from undertale*

… We see, with our’t eyeballs, uh-hrm…

One long, mechanical drone… Who bothered to record this? This is practically nothing.

#pharloomblr #vaultborn #{knowledge shared}#{hymns}#< i guess

can you help me with my mabh *math homework

julie started out with 20 apples. she gives 7 apples to her good friend charlie and receives two apples from her kind-of-but-not-really friend (like they talk but they're not really friends) olivia. she then suddenly trips and loses 5 apples, and, just when her day couldn't get any worse, she receives a single grape from her arch nemesis bella (bella is the WORST). she then stops by an apple tree to pick 6 more apples, but 2 of apples are rotten (EEWWW YUCKY) and she throws them away. at last, she reaches her apple store (not to be confused with Apple of steve jobs fame) and is able to sell 7 apples

how many apples does julie have now?

thx

… That’s- ehm…

We art not paid to think, only to read? We know not… we may need to cheat this, perhaps.

#pharloomblr #vaultborn #{knowledge shared}#{beholding}#skynx

*music echoes from the depth of the vault, it is distorted and the rythm keep switching, as if someone keep changing what is being played*

@thenotfakeskynx

…

Someone ist fooling around with some cylinders and phonograms downeth there… Those doth not even sound like ones of Citadel form? We… ah.

W-we doth not vibe with that, helleth no.

How do you feel about TRRROOBBBIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?

Only the Citadel’s most esteemed, most enthusiastic performer! We believe at one point, perhaps, there might have been more bugs of similar class among our own holy Stage, but Trobbio stands now as its sole caretaker and performer.

From what we understand, he would not haveth it any other way.

#pharloomblr #vaultborn #{knowledge shared}#trobbio #< mentioned

*gives you a French revolution painting*

Another piece of classical artistry is offered! We art amassing something of a collection now.

… What doth this one tell? It appears… chaotic. Strange creatures marching in unorganized swaths as the environment erodes around them. And what of the castle towering over them all? Is that fire billowing from its form?

Something horrible appears to be happening in this image but we cannot extrapolate what.

Do you have any scrolls or cylinders on how to make piranha solution

Piranha solution?! What unholy corrosive thing do you wish to form…? That sounds utmost precarious, whatever it might be… We shall, erm, keep an eye for its mentioning, we suppose.

are there any mysteries in life that you find intriguing

… There art many things even the Vault cannot tell us. The nature of life and death itself is obvious but… much too existential for our’t thinking. It makes us feel much like a crumpled canister.

We think perhaps the smaller mysteries are what we most enjoy.

the-weaver-apate

Ruc'i fktuiwi Vph'i bsot Wpc'x ytya bc udxn Epxpmt wiee gt

WIEE GT

#<The corpse says things and we doth not vibe with that.>#<We-think-corpse anyway.>#(ik this is a lore post but this reaction entered my brain so quickly)#pharloomblr #apate #vaultborn #{beholding}

… Wbuh?

phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ

NOTICE: the choral chambers spa is CLOSED. long story short someone got stuck in the pipes (it is now considered a recovery mission) and it's gonna be a whole thing. sorry for the inconvenience

FAQ:

when will the spa reopen?

right now we just don't know. rest assured that we underworkers remain ever devoted to the Holy Citadel and will work swiftly to fix this

is this incident related to the past acts of vandalism on the Holy Citadel?

no, this was an accident that occurred during routine maintenance

why do i feel so empty inside?

you don't have enough rosaries. gather more rosaries to become Holy

will spas in high halls close too?

no, spas in high halls will not be affected by this closure

Someone should urinate in it when it reopens. Explode it, better yet.

phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ

FUCK YOU i hope the Citadel forces you to play baby by justin bieber forever

and then i hope someone farts in your organ

I hope someone farts on thine pillow and gifts thee the pinkest of eyes.

okay well i hope that all of your chargers only work if you hold them at a really weird and precise and inconvenient angle

and then i hope that someone FARTS ON ALL OF THEM TOO

#<Blech.>#{beholding}#vaultborn #underworker #phantom #pharloomblr

We art moving to the High Halls and forever soaking in their waters, for you peasants art foul.

NOTICE: the choral chambers spa is CLOSED. long story short someone got stuck in the pipes (it is now considered a recovery mission) and it's gonna be a whole thing. sorry for the inconvenience

FAQ:

when will the spa reopen?

right now we just don't know. rest assured that we underworkers remain ever devoted to the Holy Citadel and will work swiftly to fix this

is this incident related to the past acts of vandalism on the Holy Citadel?

no, this was an accident that occurred during routine maintenance

why do i feel so empty inside?

you don't have enough rosaries. gather more rosaries to become Holy

will spas in high halls close too?

no, spas in high halls will not be affected by this closure