What is this… Tumble, the others speak of? Makes thine curious. Excited!
Led from our vaults, freed from them. We are destined to ensure the holy vaults’ knowledge is preserved through the ages eternal!
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What is this… Tumble, the others speak of? Makes thine curious. Excited!
Led from our vaults, freed from them. We are destined to ensure the holy vaults’ knowledge is preserved through the ages eternal!
(ooc info under cut)
NOTICE: the choral chambers spa is CLOSED. long story short someone got stuck in the pipes (it is now considered a recovery mission) and it's gonna be a whole thing. sorry for the inconvenience
FAQ:
when will the spa reopen?
right now we just don't know. rest assured that we underworkers remain ever devoted to the Holy Citadel and will work swiftly to fix this
is this incident related to the past acts of vandalism on the Holy Citadel?
no, this was an accident that occurred during routine maintenance
why do i feel so empty inside?
you don't have enough rosaries. gather more rosaries to become Holy
will spas in high halls close too?
no, spas in high halls will not be affected by this closure
Someone should urinate in it when it reopens. Explode it, better yet.
FUCK YOU i hope the Citadel forces you to play baby by justin bieber forever
and then i hope someone farts in your organ
I hope someone farts on thine pillow and gifts thee the pinkest of eyes.
okay well i hope that all of your chargers only work if you hold them at a really weird and precise and inconvenient angle
and then i hope that someone FARTS ON ALL OF THEM TOO
We art moving to the High Halls and forever soaking in their waters, for you peasants art foul.
NOTICE: the choral chambers spa is CLOSED. long story short someone got stuck in the pipes (it is now considered a recovery mission) and it's gonna be a whole thing. sorry for the inconvenience
FAQ:
when will the spa reopen?
right now we just don't know. rest assured that we underworkers remain ever devoted to the Holy Citadel and will work swiftly to fix this
is this incident related to the past acts of vandalism on the Holy Citadel?
no, this was an accident that occurred during routine maintenance
why do i feel so empty inside?
you don't have enough rosaries. gather more rosaries to become Holy
will spas in high halls close too?
no, spas in high halls will not be affected by this closure
Hark… what a pity.
It is pride month, moss mothers. You know what that means
We do.
Happy pride month everyone, hehe~
mekarr!
always nice to be able to feel the warmth in the air…
happy pride month indeed, people. always remember your love is real.
gbneder
like water..,
AMEN.
Only the most queer of times are beset upon us all… See our own vibes, and join the parade.
Happy pride, and to all a fair month!
doesn't the mask you wear ever get kinda heavy
It is perhaps lighter than one might think, but… yes, it is why we art so prone to falling over.
The spaded edge means that same weight can be placed into a spearing dive, however. Much enjoyment we get from that, though we hath not found a good suspect for it in a fair few cycles…
We hath now found our’t next ideal victim…! The working class, hehe.
man i've had such a good fucking day. i got my single hardtack ration, cameron complimented my rubble wrenching form (been waiting for someone to notice), there were no mass casualties... things sure are looking up 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
it would be such a day ruiner if a squeaky little nerd suddenly dive bombed me (idk why that would ever happen though)
ASDFGHJKLQYESVNKTXHDWGMZFTWXVMHFRTQCEGRXBZDCRAIEQXJBKYCJURVKYACJYWFBKRWUVZLGKTWBA WVAT COME ON ARE YOU KIDDING ME
WHEN I SSSSAY “WA”, YOU SSSSAY “WOO”!
WA!
WOO!!!!!!!!!!!
WA!
Woo!
… Someone remindeth us to look for Whiteward later.
We regret to speak that we brought the proposition to one of the Scrollreaders and it was… swiftly shut down. Vaultborn like us are not permitted to leave the vaults.
So! We art to try Citadel speedruns instead.
… Someone remindeth us to look for Whiteward later.
MICHAEL is that you
… Micheal? We know not of Mikes.
doesn't the mask you wear ever get kinda heavy
It is perhaps lighter than one might think, but… yes, it is why we art so prone to falling over.
The spaded edge means that same weight can be placed into a spearing dive, however. Much enjoyment we get from that, though we hath not found a good suspect for it in a fair few cycles…
We hath now found our’t next ideal victim…! The working class, hehe.
man i've had such a good fucking day. i got my single hardtack ration, cameron complimented my rubble wrenching form (been waiting for someone to notice), there were no mass casualties... things sure are looking up 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
it would be such a day ruiner if a squeaky little nerd suddenly dive bombed me (idk why that would ever happen though)
doesn't the mask you wear ever get kinda heavy
It is perhaps lighter than one might think, but… yes, it is why we art so prone to falling over.
The spaded edge means that same weight can be placed into a spearing dive, however. Much enjoyment we get from that, though we hath not found a good suspect for it in a fair few cycles…
We hath now found our’t next ideal victim…! The working class, hehe.
doesn't the mask you wear ever get kinda heavy
It is perhaps lighter than one might think, but… yes, it is why we art so prone to falling over.
The spaded edge means that same weight can be placed into a spearing dive, however. Much enjoyment we get from that, though we hath not found a good suspect for it in a fair few cycles…
*gives you a hellenistic vase from 200 BC*
WWOWWWW! It ist beautiful! Look at it, not of Citadel craft but- blasphemously- just as divine! Such design and grace… but what are the creatures upon its sides? Little matter, they art likely extinct.
…
Do not think us blind though, we already sense the drooling looks of destruction from the shaded bugs. We art fucking putting this away, none may ogle at it except ourselves.
*spills some nail polish in the vaults but it's actually one of those prank nail polish bottles with a fake puddle made out of plastic or whatever* oopsie
ACK! N-nay! Thou has spilt… that shalt take days to get out?!
Shoo! Away! We needn’t this klutziness among the sacred halls!
… It appears rigid and static, but we doth not trust that. Where ist a Cogworker? I know not if the Scrollreaders bear the equipment to purge that from the ground.
[a small polishing kit is offered to them]
Gotta keep that gear shiny!
We art invincible!
Are you familiar with Shellshifters?
Shellshifters…? Perhaps one of the most frightening concepts among the bestiaries.
Creatures that take forms from one’s memories to pry open their emotions and heart. Despicable… but we do not see why it would not be effective.
*nibbling on a scroll*
Mmmm, paper
… H-hark?! Nay, NAY! Those scrolls art not edible!
CEASE YOUR FUNCTIONS, PILGRIM!