yikes

we can’t gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one, boys | 30, she/her |

[theonion]

[junkfoodcinemas]

Independence Day (1996) dir. Roland Emmerich

[markovchaingang]

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

[mytearsrricochet]

[tthedriversseat]

She’s behind me isn’t she

[hgedits]

You are the bravest human I have ever met.

[codeblueberry]

Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys

+ bonus:

[somafalls]

dawg i literally dont want the world to see me cuz i dont honestly think they'd understand

[yrbeecharmer]

giving myself a merit badge that says SURVIVED MARCH

[yrbeecharmer]

oh fuck. I’m so sorry. listening and learning

[classichorrorblog]

An American Werewolf In London Directed by John Landis (1981)

[sacred-portal]

[kushblazer666]

[tzvi]

wait did something happen to Jesus

[spyderverse]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[theatomicluminarydetective]

oh boy i’m winded

[03josten]

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[cringecorp]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me