a smile better suits a hero

Kay, 27, kind of trash. She/they; still mostly a fandom blog. I don't know what's happening here anymore tbh.

[margonite-seer]

I surely can't be the only one in this

[tlonista]

[perennial-lee]

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

[galwednesday]

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

[kingsroad]

                                  —     IT’S TIME FOR A NEW HERO    —

[eleonorpiteira]

Mel Medarda, from Arcane

Her design was calling my name 😍

[aestheticsicrushon]

It’s time to let the monster out.

[memewhore]

[nattousan]

THIS IS SO OVER THE TOP HELLO??? WHO ARE YOU???

[stabbedinthenameofscience]

If this were near me, I'd crash the car and die.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Can't wait for the opening scene of the Cruella movie where we find out Dalmatians murdered her parents leaving a theater in Gotham City.

[desertsongpdf]

[guerrillatech]

[retrogamingblog2]

maintaining friendships as an adult be like

[poisondartlesbian]

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

A guest looking at the timber rattlesnake in the reptile exhibit: Do the snakes have names?

Me: (Launches into my speech about how No, they don’t even though the nonvenomous snakes do, because they’re wild animals and dangerous to handle. The reptile keeper is wary of over-familiarity becoming carelessness, so we don’t give them names as a mark of respect and a reminder of caution.) You can call them anything you want though!

Guest: Oh… That makes sense. I was going to say this one’s name should be Justin. You know, Justin Timbersnake?

Me: I am going into the reptile room this second and asking him to change the name policy

[illufinch]

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[purpledragonfollower]

Why the hell is my first Minecraft impulse of the year to turn all lanterns into lava lamps??

[purpledragonfollower]

eheeeeheheheh lava lamp

[purpledragonfollower]

EHEEHEHEHEHHEEEH LAVA LAMPS

[another-rpg-sideblog]

[iain-pm]

My Argentinean housemate just got a book on proper American accents and I’ve never felt more attacked

like why’s it gotta be so accurate

[jaspertheshark]

What’s fascinating to me is realizing that we simply ignore the glottal stop in every word that begins with a vowel when we speak quickly. Like unless you’re enunciating or speaking slowly you simply tell that glottal stop “fuck you” and hook the vowel to the previous consonant sound. Amazing. Glottal stops more like waste of time amirite

[assiraphales]

people will ask me the most generic question about me and I’ll be like “I’ll get back to you about that”

[assiraphales]

“what bands do you like”

me: wait let me go check spotify

[cockslutpadalecki]

“it is amazing how many people view direct communication as an attack.”