pool vampire at the boy mansion.

call me seapunk. age 27, she/they. i am afraid of everything and thus must become the thing that is feared.

[illegal-nipple]

[punkitt-is-here]

New shirt :3

[nuclearraven-ds]

vile thought: you look like if otacon finally came out just realized this might sound insulting. it is very much meant to be a compliment bc this is a beautiful vision in my minds eye

[punkitt-is-here]

hell YES

[smbhax]

Dracula trade paperback #1, Warren Publishing, 1972. Front and back cover illustrations by Esteban Maroto.

Info from Grand Comics Database.

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[frankendykes-monster]

This is what I was alluding to when I discussed that the volume of name changes you have to make as a trans person highlights the ridiculous amount of documentation attached to you.

[hatred-sees]

[ID: post by arne ness @arne__ness: "you used to be able to rent a hotel room under a fake name now i need an app to do my damn laundry"

Lesbian Rod Se... (cutoff) @LRSerling replies:

It really feels like the entire world has turned into an inescapable panopticon. I look back on the pre-computer days and they almost seem like a time of ridiculous freedom, where you could just skip town and start a new life whenever you wanted". End of ID.]

[greelin]

“if you want it just write it” well i would but then i would be the one to have written it. which is simultaneously good & bad. and both brings the fun into it while taking the fun out of it

[annabelle--cane]

a fun wrinkle in moira quirk's performance of the locked tomb audiobooks is that she is a comedian and very good at delivering jokes ("you are now up to the standard of a bad cavalier, one who's terrible" "oof, ouch, my bones" "you've got the face of a rat. and the body of a dead person.") but also by her own admission she is completely unfamiliar with internet memes and just delivers them all as regular lines. it's a beautiful auditory experience. this blog remains and will always be a "none houses with left grief" fan page.

[friendlynoodles]

I make my art with my own two hands!

[koholintz]

a mimir 🛌

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think there's nothing in the world easier than to not be in the new harry potter series. like wow i know so many people who are not in it because of how easy it is to not be in it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i know this has been said plenty of times before but i love when people are like “film snobs will seriously make fun of you because you’d rather watch Captain America than, i dunno, *proceeds to make up a movie that sounds fucking awesome and reveals that they just completely lack curiosity about the world around them*”

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[erogame]

[iphigeniacomplex]

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[iphigeniacomplex]

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

[sexybritishllama]

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

[aximili]

tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.

[3000s]

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

[pegasuswyvern9]

you do not get to destroy other peoples bodies

[3000s]

thank you for reminding me, i was about to destroy someones body until i saw this

[gayleafpool]

SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME🩸🩸🩸🐺🐺🩸🐺🐺🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🐺🩸NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥💥🎸💥HELP ME BELIEVE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏ITS NOT THE REAL ME🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺SOMEBODY HELP ME TAME THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME🥩🐺🩸🥩🐺🩸🩸🐺🩸🩸🥩🐺🩸🩸🐺🩸🐺🩸🩸🩸🩸🐺