Have you ever heard of the woke mafia? Me too! But have you ever seen one? Me neither!
Therefore, say hello to THE REAL woke mafia.
They do roughly the same shit as a regular mafia, like money laundering, operating an illegal casino, murder, extortion, intimidation and all the other funnies, except they're woke!
This idea came to me while trying to write a funny Pizza Tower fanfic, but I did something wrong and the characters became really personal to me, especially one of them.
Alessandro He/Him (top left) – Boss. The one the legend the sigma male. Initially meant to be Peppino. He shares multiple qualities like being an Italian stereotype, donkey strength and agility, and love for cooking. And he's canonically transgender. I crave representation of strong, resilient, hot and authoritative trans men. Alessandro is, generally speaking a good guy™©® but he achieves his goals through crime.
Martin He/Him (top right) – B stands for Capo. Martin is a little guy from Poland. Initially meant to be Mr. Stick, he became such a different character from Stick that besides being tall, bald and wh*te, there's no point comparing the two. Martin has a crush on Alessandro. He's shy, traumatized, just like everyone else and silly. *distant gunshots* He's just a little bit quirky sometimes.
Natalie She/Her (middle left) – Initially not associated with the mafia. Later becomes associated with the mafia.
Olga She/Her/They/Them (middle right) – Alessandro's best and only daughter. Initially was meant to be Noisette. You can tell by all that autism and pink. She plays video games, loves toys, engages with multiple fandoms. Typical Tumblr user. She makes electronic music for money. Her dad gives her cognitive dissonance with how good he is for her while doing the thing he's doing as a job. But if he was only the perfect dad, he would be pretty boring, wouldn't he.
Marlon She/Her (bottom left) – Associate. Not directly involved with goofing around, but has a general idea of what Alessandro is cooking. She works as a security guard at his hotel and makes sure nobody sus is snooping around the casino.
Riccardo He/Him (bottom right if you couldn't tell by the pronouns written next to him) – Consigliere on paper. Alessandro's husband in reality. Initially based off of Dynamite Anton from Anton ball. Anton's balls. Riccardo used to be a normal™ young man just trying to exist in his family run barbershop, but you can tell by that scar that almost cost him his eye, that he failed at being tame.
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