what..

"Jules"i know like 4 languages don’t speak to me in any of them

[teacupsandcauldrons-deactivated]

But like why is there still this concept that males don’t like cute mushy romantic shit and being emotionally taken care of? Just the other day I was cuddling with my boyfriend and after admiring him for awhile I told him, “Your eyes are so beautiful, they look like mini oceans” and I swear to god I heard him squeak in embarrassment and saw his cheeks actually begin to blush. Sometimes he likes being the little spoon and although I’m half his size I’m always happy to play jet pack. If he’s having a bad day he knows he can lay his head on my shoulder and just bawl his eyes out and I won’t think any less of him. Guys have emotional needs and want to feel loved and taken care of too yanno.

[deactivated-blog]

Boys deserve emotional reassurance just like anybody. They deserve compliments and cuteness, too.

[velocerapper]

yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever seen a boy expressing real human emotions without feeling ashamed?? 😩😩💦

[swarnpert]

my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

[stockholmdykes]

“If you dress like that boys won’t like it”

[gorps]

[afieldinengland]

elon musk said this to seduce grimes

[wayneradiotv]

guillermo del toro’s little brother

[newtgeiszler]

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

[island-delver-go]

LMAO

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I’m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.

[alternicobase]

[durbikins]

[insomniac-arrest]

Local tax collectors hate him!!

Man takes tax evasion to a whole new level: house won’t stop fucking moving

[poisonperfume]

@generied

[generied-deactivated20210305]

Has several identities! None of these identities pay taxes!

[learapproves]

I’m losing my shit over out of context vintage comic panels, like

[black-culture]

[nerdable]

Disgusting

[nerosgundam-blog]

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

[askity]

what time is it where you are? what are you thinking about?

[catsbeaversandducks]

Please stop everything you’re doing and look at this baby peacock proudly showing his HUGE tail feathers.

Video by Hairy Farmpit Girls

[disgustinganimals]

Those are some aggressive looking pipe cleaners.

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[takealookatyourlife]

Athena blessed her with the ability to protect herself and men beheaded her for it.

[takealookatyourlife]

[bloodasredlipstick-deactivated2]

That’s actually a really intetesting intpretation of it I hadn’t thought of. Most people seem to think Athena turned Medusa into a gorgon as punishment for defiling her temple, but thinking that she did so to protect her from being abused again is interesting and I like it!

[gabyluvsxena]

Athena’s hands were tied. Yes, she was a powerful Goddess, but she was very much a woman in a “boys club”, and the true offending party (don’t think for a moment that Athena blamed Medusa for being raped in the temple, Athena knows better) held all the cards. There was nothing that Athena could do to punish the true criminal, and she was expected to punish Medusa by everyone else. What’s a Goddess to do when she cannot punish those who need to be punished and is expected to punish not only the truly innocent party, but her most beloved follower? Use that incredible brain power she had to protect Medusa at all costs, and of course the men would see it as punishment, to be have her beauty stripped from her and sent to live in the shadows. Medusa should have been KILLED for supposedly defiling the temple, whether she truly did or not, but she was given the gift of life, and the ability to protect herself and her daughters (who she bore thanks to Poseidon). This is why Medusa’s image was used to signify woman’s shelters and safe houses.

Medusa means “guardian; protectress”, and she was.

[geekremix]

holy shit.