Ethereal Goddess

I know I'm that girl. Trying to connect with my inner highest self.

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

[pseudophan]

dan vs phil 2023: coming soon to a danandphilgames near you

[the-winterbucky]

[catchymemes]

[gif87a-com]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

[lovely-little-hellfire]

Favorite moment

[dovahhoe]

That’s that “Ima beat yo ass” run 😂😂

[hennypendergrass]

He finna beat his ass

[thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018]

I can hear the “aye chill bro chill I’m just playing”

[dboybaker]

[the-memedaddy]

[noctumsolis]

Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?

[appendingfic]

I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes

[kragehund-deactivated20200518]

if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.

[vworpstageleft]

Me, after a few seconds: Oh. they’re saying “horse” with a soft r.

Me initially:

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

[clpdee]

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

[clpdee]

[clpdee]

are you kidding

[sassy-spoon]

you named your fucking cat concrete

[justanotherpersonwhohateslife]

Of course the cats name is concrete. Thats a solid name

[teenagerposts]

[theslaycademy]

Babies !!

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

[eliana55226838]

I CAN STOP LAUGHING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[buckyssoul]

YALL I AM FR IN T E AR S

[ramenjesus-deactivated20121014]

[atribecalledgoodbreed]

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

[filthyrichtaj]

^^^ movie time

[smittysburnin]

Memories

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[veryoldlady]

cool

[hplyrikz]

“I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it.”

— Jenna, Waitress (via hplyrikz)

Clear your mind here

(via hplyrikz)

[hplyrikz]

“Closing your eyes isn’t going to change anything. Nothing’s going to disappear just because you can’t see what’s going on.”

— Haruki Murakami (via hplyrikz)

Clear your mind here

(via hplyrikz)

[catchymemes]

[unamusedsloth]