As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'
I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER

Kiana Khansmith

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes

PR's Tumblrdome
Keni
Jules of Nature
Misplaced Lens Cap

⁂
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH
Three Goblin Art
Show & Tell
seen from Malaysia

seen from Canada
seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia
seen from Argentina

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from United States
@venessiel
As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'
I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'
dan vs phil 2023: coming soon to a danandphilgames near you
when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you
Favorite moment
That’s that “Ima beat yo ass” run 😂😂
He finna beat his ass
I can hear the “aye chill bro chill I’m just playing”
Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?
I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes
if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.
Me, after a few seconds: Oh. they’re saying “horse” with a soft r.
Me initially:
Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*
Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!
Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high
Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ
Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/
Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed
i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end
just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired
are you kidding
you named your fucking cat concrete
Of course the cats name is concrete. Thats a solid name
Babies !!
I CAN STOP LAUGHING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YALL I AM FR IN T E AR S
When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.
^^^ movie time
Memories
don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page
cool
“I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it.”
— Jenna, Waitress (via hplyrikz)
Clear your mind here
(via hplyrikz)
“Closing your eyes isn’t going to change anything. Nothing’s going to disappear just because you can’t see what’s going on.”
— Haruki Murakami (via hplyrikz)
Clear your mind here
(via hplyrikz)