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Salute to them

i miss......tony......... i miss 2008 tony and his stupid swoopy soft hair and his pea brain that said his social security number was 5 and him slamming into the ceiling with babie’s first rocket boots...........

capillaries-blog

plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story because introversion is not a character flaw and it doesn’t need to be overcome

h-brook-writes

Look, I’ll go on your stupid adventure, but you better leave me the fuck alone when we get back.

maidsuokasenpai

This is the plot of shrek

hell0-there-lady

The reality of Instagram Modeling

medic981

This is important.

daintydiarist

Bless this post

emthetimelady

I really need stuff like this

lightheartedsuggestion

i think it’s really cute how on some level we all kind of believe in magic. you can practically wish upon anything whether it’s a shooting star, a fallen eyelash, or even a dandelion. somehow kissing your true love is bound to save the day. cool rocks and flowers can be used for different kinds of magic. even just the concept of people who can conduct magic is adorable. the belief in magic is literally apart of everyday life whether you choose to see it or not and if that’s not the cutest shit idek what is

jheselbraum

Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of all, you could increase the age of sign-up from 13 to 18. Third of all, you could do what deviantart does and just. Require birthdays at sign-up. If your blog is flagged as nsfw, you can’t interact with minors. You want to follow an nsfw blog? Prove you’re an adult. You’re an adult but don’t want to see nsfw content? Safe search (that actually works).

It’s not hard to make a functioning website, but staff doesn’t seem to want to do that.

tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated

jigglyturk

Seemlessness

purple-beard

princesstigerbelle

Me waking up around 2 in the afternoon: “Ok I really should get up for the day”

*10 minutes later*

hayley566

Sleepy bitch disease

princesstigerbelle

Me everyday honestly

kayleefabulous

my roommate’s on jstor and she just whispered “oh fuck yeah” so that’s the mood

scienceshenanigans

When you find The Paper™

icebats

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

daily-showerthoughts

5 is like an honorary even number

charlixcxfan420

why does this make sense?

transhinsou-deactivated20181204

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

shoggoth-the-bitch

This is uncomfortably accurate

duskyhuedladysatan

i feel so called out rn

tariqah

Not cheating on people and not betraying your friends is actually very very very easy and I would 100% recommend this to everyone

oduvanton

celinamarniss

culturistjack-deactivated201804

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

olisaurusrex

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

thattallsummonerguy

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.