The Goober Gallery

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[lizbukchoy]

me and a friend had a running joke about editing the gif of kermit and christian bale nodding at each other for a number of years, and i found the folder of edits and feel like this is maybe a place for them.

[nasukichan]

[togekk0]

What if we held hands under a tree?

[flanbolt]

[akihatohnoofficial]

I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

[fluxion-fluent]

[time-traveling-fetus]

Arknights fans will post a pic of a cute monster girl and be like "I love mesothelioma"

[la-fee-verte]

I shared a poem about being trans in a server full of "cis" guys and within ten minutes one of them was in my DMs and we were working on untangling some feelings about gender and presentation. This is the good you can do by ignoring the egg prime directive

[jame7t]

we like to joke here but let’s be serious: Yoda deserved to be blasted apart (into smithereens) for lots of things, despite his wisdom

[cryptotheism]

What's actually crazy is they blasted him apart every day but he used the force to keep his smithereens together.

[jame7t]

he cant do it forever. 1 like = 1 prayer to separate a smithereen

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

being a man is really hard actually like you get super depressed all the time and you wish you could grow your hair long and put on girly clothes and have tits and sing alonng to songs with your girl frienxs and be a lesbian it sucks. so think before you speak hate next time

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[adorableanimus]

"its still racist even if you act like youre joking"- something a shockingly few amount of people understand

[mareusu]

what is it about things being gender neutral having to also be ‘masculine’. like, why can you wear a suit and tie and call it gender neutral but not a dress cause that’s feminine. why can you call people dude or guy as a gender neutral term but not girl cause that’s feminine. short hair is neutral but long hair is feminine. i mean i know why this is fully a rhetorical question but let’s think about that

[dakigivemethestrength]

Hot take for the coiner of transandrophobia, but I don't think trans men are female.

I'm not revoking jackshit from a trans man, because he was never female (and therefore is not the intended recipient of female empowerment). This is trans 101. These fucks can't even get that right.

I don't think any man has the right to take revenge, but he will 9/10 times do it anyways. If something literally kills him, then it's not revenge, it's self-defense. Big difference.

I think the men who are abusers statistic is already way too high, and that men actually really need to be empowered to NOT hurt people.

If you as a man want to be celebrated for taking out your anger, they literally made the military just for you.

[kiwicantfly]

It isn't toxic yuri if he's a man inflicting violence on women that's just patriarchy

It isn't toxic yuri if he's a man inflicting violence on women that's just patriarchy

It isn't toxic yuri if he's a man inflicting violence on women that's just patriarchy

[love-for-lesbians]

This guy spends all his time either:

Complaining that lesbians won't fuck him and that trans women "try to reject manhood"

or

complaining about being seen as a man and treated as someone who will weaponize male privilege

and it'd be funny if he hadn't normalized so much shit on this website

[catboybiologist]

It's also infuriating, because this level of cartoonishly toxic masculinity lowers the bar a lot. People don't check themselves as well if they have someone else pulling this shit, so they think "well I'm not THAT guy" and then get defensive if you call them out any further.

[raliciel]

starrail saber

[swagophile]

i spoke to both meyers and briggs and they both agreed my personality type was so epicly awesome with a side of dope that they had to come up with a whole new personality type henceforth known as "SWAG" and its charicterized by being a really beautiful soul with a heart of gold and a really awesomesauce vibe

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

friend of mine recommended a video essay that's like 5 hours long about why it's currently a whole Thing for fascists to claim they only eat meat and demonize vegetables etc etc, and it's genuinely quite well researched in many places and contains some fascinating history and has made me feel very weird about my status as an adult who enjoys drinking milk. but I've not finished it and I genuinely don't know if I will because at one point the ol' "you can't say you care about animals and also eat animals" chestnut got dropped by the white vegan essayist and it put such a bad taste in my mouth that I had to leave instantly

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

like idk man it just feels genuinely parodic to dedicate hours to analyzing how foodways have frequently been used as white supremacist propaganda and then casually toss out an argument that pretty invariably demonizes indigenous hunting practices with 0 regard for traditional knowledge and land stewardship guiding those practices

[deramin2]

Every time I hear a white vegan say that I want to throw the rubble of the Klamath Dams at them.

The largest dam removal in U.S. history. So successful that the salmon that haven’t run freely in the river for literally over a century came back the next year. Not steady progress over a decade as expected, the very next salmon run they came home. No one alive saw salmon in that river outside the hatcheries kept by native’s tribes and the Department of Fish And Wildlife scientists desperately trying to save them. One of the activists who helped bring the suit spoke of their dying grandmother making them promise to bring the fish home, and they didn’t know how that was possible, but they spent decades doing it.

The legal basis for successfully suing the power company who owned the dams was Indigenous treaty rights to eat the fish. Eating the fish was the one thing in a century that succeeded in being a clear and legally binding right that superseded the desires of white capital and industry. I have been going to the public interest environmental law conference off and on for 20 years where a lot of organizing for Undam The Klamath happened. I’ve heard updates about every legal tact they tried as they happened, and they tried everything.

There are healthy, thriving salmon, trout, and lamprey in a rewilding and recovering Klamath River right now as a direct result of Indigenous people eating them. Of their legally binding right to eat them. They sure as fuck care more about those fish than any white vegan ever could. They are salmon people that the Creator sent Salmon to feed, while charging the People with protecting and stewarding them. It’s not possible to learn about salmon and trout in the Pacific Northwest without learning this, and it’s unambiguously racist to dismiss this symbiotic relationship.

The white vegans are trying to get all hunting and fishing banned in Oregon, and that’s quite possibly the single most catastrophic thing that could be done to the animals here because we killed off all the major predators of creatures like deer and without anything hunting them their numbers will explode, eat all the vegetation, destroy the ecosystem, and then die along with everything else in that failing ecosystem. Controlled hunting of deer is vitally necessary for the deer to survive. This is something Native people know, but patronizing racist savior-complex white people refuse to listen to.

I have a whole collection of Oregon’s Public Broadcasting’s documentaries about Klamath River or the larger story of fish and people in the region. If you watch nothing else, watch Klamath Dams Are Coming Out, First Salmon Ceremony, After The Dams, and First Decent (Native made). It could not be clearer that the salmon are being protected and nourished by the people who eat them, and that stewardship is a massive part of their creation myths. But it contradicts political vegan dogma so they don’t listen.

The Klamath River Runs Free

The Klamath River Runs Free

[supreme-leader-stoat]

#also do you have any idea how much conservation is funded by people who want to eat those animals#at least in the us anytime someone buys ammo or hunting equipment or hunting licenses that money goes directly to state wildlife agencies

[vamplire]

a vampire stroking your hair lovingly as they ease their fangs into your neck. you agree.