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i didnt know the flash was on

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Underground french cinema

npd-vriska

my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.

some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.

this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.

npd-vriska

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

enbylesbie

dama624

I used my Dragonite plush to hold my beanie and he ended up looking pretty cute actually

absolute gold on Reddit today

cryptotheism

hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."

cryptotheism

And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."

cottoncandylesbo

you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.

newbarktownalumni

(circa 2008)

dissonant-aria

Btw the Katy Perry clip above is from her first single "Ur so gay"

tunsoffestivepuns

Early 2000's were so homophobic that I had a friend tell me he loved his father and immediately followed it with "no homo though."

achesspiece

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

clickbeetle

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

clickbeetle

taikerart

crossover with Warhammer 40k 💀

sanctioned psyker & tech-priest (they are both chaos cultists)

#bg3 #durgetash #durge #gortash

sharrrrknight

Yknow the lil fanfic trope where a character, usually non-human, purrs like a cat. In this case it would obviously be Rocky but what if it was Grace instead hear me out-

itwasabeautifulwebbing

modern AU enver gortash absolutely owns stock in apple and openAI and palantir and tesla, but there are zero smart devices in his home. his security system is closed-circuit and he uses a refurbished NOKIA brick phone. he builds and maintains his own private servers. he drives a stick shift rolls-royce.

#bg3 #gortash