The Magician

easily excited, easily bored. BORN TO DISAPPOINT

[venomspittingsnake]

I am sorry but WHAT IN THE LORD FARQUAAD IS THIS?????

[the-last-kenobi]

which one of you fuckers did this

[venomspittingsnake]

I just know Obi Wan has the highest body count in all the Jedi temple

[venomspittingsnake]

Ah oh I'm not talking about killing

[freedominthedarkmp3]

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I’m Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I’m Greek.

[pastelpinkcheeks]

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I’m not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said “oh no I’m Brazilian hahah” and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, “I’m Brazilian too”

[ex-evil-genius-deactivated20220]

When my dad went to China on a work trip, his Mandarin speaking wasn’t great but his listening was fine (his first language is Cantonese) and he encountered a German guy who had moved to China to work. My dad knew how to speak German because he studied it in university (but wasn’t great when it came to listening to new vocab he hadn’t studied before), and the German guy knew Mandarin because he lived and worked in China, so they had a conversation where my dad spoke to the German guy in German and the guy responded in Mandarin. I’m sure it confused a lot of their coworkers who just saw the Asian guy speaking German and the white guy speaking Mandarin.

[theriversdaughter]

Some years ago, I worked for a manufacturing company that had a service depot in China.  One of the engineers from the main office here in the US spent most of his time at the depot.  The problem was that he didn’t speak *any* of the various Chinese languages, and no one at the depot spoke any English. They all, however, spoke Spanish.

[1stsana]

I love the world

[venomspittingsnake]

Once I attended a projection of a film in Danish at my uni . The professor addressed me in Danish, thinking only students who study that language would be attending. Not knowing Danish I still managed to understand her question and quickly answered in German. We had a little chat, she posed questions in Danish, I answered in German. Only later I realized we could have spoken in our mother tongue, Italian.

[venomspittingsnake]

I just know Obi Wan has the highest body count in all the Jedi temple

[venomspittingsnake]

[correctmandos]

din: you’re blocking the view

boba: fuck you i am the view

[venomspittingsnake]

[prokopetz]

Half of all sea shanties are like “being on land sucks, I can’t wait to be back at sea” and the other half are like “being at sea sucks, I can’t wait to be back on land”, and I’m thinking maybe location is not the problem here.

[mxsamwilson-deactivated20210618]

*blows a kiss to outer space* for Din Djarin

[bunniope]

obi-wan: the jedi council says marriage is a sin

anakin: what about all your grindr hook-ups

obi-wan: im not marrying them

[venomspittingsnake]

Baby Yoda in 2x4

[venomspittingsnake]

*Kylo becomes Supreme Leader*

Hux: I think I will cause problems on purpose

[venomspittingsnake]

Do all cats get anatomy lessons before becoming your pet because it seems that every single little gremlin aced the 'what's the most painful spot on your human and how to bullseye it every time' exam.

[venomspittingsnake]

The book villain:

The actual villain:

[diaboluslapis]

This is my final assignment

[theproblematicblogger]

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[feminists-against-feminism]

Castro with Treudeau’s parents

holding Justin’s older brother as a baby

Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

[feminists-against-feminism]

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

[theproblematicblogger]

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

[stinkypedro]

I know that this is a common response, but this post knocked the wind out of me, as if I had been punched. Let’s put aside the political ramifications of this conspiracy theory, and let’s focus on the fact that Justin Trudeau’s nipples are what betrayed his parentage

[venomspittingsnake]