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[no-mi-torta]

Detectives investigating the murder of a girl who has weird contact names for people in her phone

[cc-videos]

Detective 1: [gravely voice] Who were her recent calls to?

Detective 2: Her last two calls were to Pussy Monster and Pringles Can Dick. 

Detective 1: Hmm.. Let’s pay ‘em a visit.

[narutoposting-deactivated201809]

[tariqah]

This is better than all of Naruto 

[brownbrujita]

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[verdanse]

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[icouldkillforaniceguy]

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[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[verdanse]

the new safe mode makes me ready 2 ascend

[the-finest-meme-cuisine]

My Friends: Care and tend to their well thought out blogs Me:

[yelahpratt]

[emosad420]

yo guys… like tell me if im being crazy but does it look to anyone else like these two are the same person? like you can see in the hair its kinda the same colour and the eyes are the same too, the teeth of the nerd and the other girl also seem pretty similar. maybe im reading too much into this?? what do u think??

[interrogado]

[venezuelabulge]

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[brucebocchi]

a weapon to surpass metal gear

[unclefather]

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[gaypussyretard]

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

DTF

dude….. 

toad friends…..

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[heartblossom-deactivated2022041]

customers aren’t valid

[shinydiscopaul-deactivated20200]

and neither are their coupons usually

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[314eater]

today is the only day you can reblog this