VerdigrisSoup

Soup’s on

[post-troy-stress-disorder]

i need to read everything ever before the end of the summer

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[animentality]

[planetaryfire]

My humble addition…

[nintendo-killed-atari]

backrooms spoilers with no context:

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

[noknowshame]

can he be in a normal situation for like 5 minutes

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[official-olm-posts]

i think my favorite part about columbo is that columbo ISN'T IN the first TEN MINUTES of every episode. because it's not about him. it's about what happened. all these characters are people with motives and it's a mini melodrama until someone gets ganked and then columbo shows up and cracks a hard-boiled egg on the victim's car

and he has a life yunno. he adopts a dog. he fucking loves chili. he likes the orchestra. he hates hospitals.

[ijaazat]

summer

1. make a syllabus for yourself - books, media, places, recipes

2. complete 40% of it

3. eat every fruit u can

[gatheringbones]

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

[quasarkisses]

i needed this as a background

[spectrexviiii]

[fostershyperfixator]

My local library had a days since James Patterson last published counter.

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[intothestacks]

I need non-librarians to understand that this is not a celebratory counter. It's a plea for help.

[verdigrissoup]

Every time I have a particularly shitty day at work the urge to spend the whole weekend writing becomes stronger

[stealthetrees]

Imagine you’re an astronaut visiting an alien planet for the first time and you find out they already speak American English cause they keep the guy you thought died years ago in a zoo. He loves being in the zoo, and offers you a burger made from his own meat. Also he named all the aliens after movie characters.

[lichqueenlibrarian]

Which could mean nothing.

[rovermcfly]

rocky's crew dying from radiation exposure, something humans go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of and ryland's crew dying in their "sleep" with nobody watching, something eridians go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of. cool book that is easy to read through your tears.

[verdigrissoup]

Every time I say “I should write a romance novel” it becomes less and less of a joke. I’ve started character outlines…

[rabbiteclair]

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

[thestalwartheart]

we have GOT to stop treating fictional men who like a bit of whimsy in their clothing like they have no fashion sense!!! oh he's wearing paisley? he's wearing a print? he's wearing a suit that isn't black or navy? THAT'S CALLED TASTE. no need to be jealous bc you have none