Featuring: Eddie, Volt, Dorian, Tony, Dunk, Telly, Tyrell, Curt, Rod, Reggie, and Doug
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What is this you may ask?
Peak writing, i say.
Eddie:
I don't think he puts too much effort into it. Maybe the occasional trim if he thinks it's getting too wild. Volt convinced Eddie to let him wax it once, and Eddie regretted the next month and a half of bald coochie hell.
Volt:
Very little hair/waxed. He takes pride in his luscious locks, and that means everywhereeeee. He waxes his bikini line, and very meticulous trims everything. (Carpets match the drapes btw)
Dorian:
Full bush. Wilderness. Jungle. "Oh but he maintains himself so well, he wouldn't--" YES HE WOULD. he already has to maintain his hair, and beard, his bush is the one thing he let's go wild.
Tony:
Either neatly trimmed or full mess, no in between. It depends on how busy he is. Like if he's getting waxed for his show (post realization) then he'll have him hit his bush too.
Dunk:
Messy, and untrimmed. I just personally think he doesn't care about how it's going on down there. Has the same opinion for your bushness. Doesn't matter to him!
Telly:
Short-cut. Not fully bald, but also not long. They like it maintained. (Feels like static when y'all rub together)
Tyrell:
A neat bush. One might even call it a shrub. Makes sure it stays connected with his happy trail perfectly.
Curt:
Usually keeps it bushy, but shave it into shapes when he wants a little something something. His person favorite was a rhombus. Otherwise, he keeps it nice and conditioned, takes pride in the bush.
Rod:
Hidden bush. He shaves around the bikini line, and keeps it nice and tight lined. If he wore a speedo, you'd never know, but he's got a nice bush going.
Reggie:
Broken heart shaped. Waxed everywhere else. He has a waxer that he haaates (they're besties). Claims the shaping is natural tho (sarcastically).
Doug:
Waxed. Hairless. Physically cannot grow hair down there. Has tried. Skin texture is akin to a lukewarm rotisserie chicken sans the skin.
@g00d--m0urning gave me the idea for this one, go show them love! Kinda ass, sorry. 😣
Amir
Amir flutters open his eyes for a few seconds, letting out mix of a groan and a playful giggle. He shifts to lying on his side, facing your body, before he presses kisses to your temple. A soft smile curls on his face as he leans down to whisper in your ear, “Azizam, it’s morning…”
It’s always a peaceful way to wake up—Sun peeking in through the curtains, a hand on your waist and a pair of soft, silver eyes staring down at you. A string of praises left Amir’s lips the moment your eyes began to crack open.
“Once I’m in my day clothes, I’ll make you breakfast.”
As you sat up, he pulled a black silk robe over his shoulders. Before walking into the bathroom to take his hair out of the braid he wore to sleep and get dressed, he made sure to kiss you Goodmorning.
Amir was gorgeous night and day, but mornings waking up beside him were a sight that you made sure to sear into your brain.
Dunk
You always seem to wake up to a very heavy mass shifting on top of you, and a pair of very… enthusiastic brown eyes staring down at you. “BUDDY, I GOT YOU BREAKFAST!”
Dunk wasn’t much of a cook, but ordering you pancakes or a nice sandwich from your favorite breakfast place, was something he could do!
You rub your eyes, and sit up in bed, Dunk stayed in his position on top of you. His body was comforting to an extent, especially with the way he was kissing on the tip of your nose, and your cheeks, and your neck.
After a moment, he rolls off, laying on his back and staring up at you. “I got you the crepes you always get from that one place… I was thinking we could go on a walk in the park after breakfast.” He seemed excited, and the wonderful weather didn’t give you any excuse to say no.
Luke
Luke doesn’t actually sleep at the start of your relationship, due to his addiction to powercrank. So, when he gets bored, he tries making you wake up, even if it’s at absurd times.
You have to coax him into lying back down in bed and letting you sleep a few more hours.
He stares up at the ceiling for hours… waiting oh so patiently for you to open your eyes and just look at him! He understands that you are not like him. You sleep on a… sort of regular human schedule. So he waits.
He takes a shower, gets dressed, makes breakfast for you, even if it always ends up cold by the time you’re awake. When you do finally come downstairs, he SCREAMS. Not in a cute way, (though I’m not sure there is a cute way to scream) In the same way a Drill Sargent would yell at you for not cleaning fast enough. “RANGER! I MADE YOU BREAKFAST!”
He’s calmer in mornings once the doctors assure him that getting off powercrank won’t make his bladder explode, but Luke will be always be Luke.
Reggie
“Wake up, bitch.” It was not exactly the sweetest awakening, but you knew what you signed up for when you started dating Reggie. He was sassy, but he loved you. “I wanna go get coffee, and I know you’ll get mad if I leave without you so… get it in the car.”
He picked out a cute little outfit to go out in and did up his hair, before looking at you—“In your PJ’s? Honey, I meant like… a date. When I try, you need to get your ass up and give me equal energy.” He chuckled, before continuing “I’ll go grab my purse, you figure something out.”
And so, you sigh, staring up into the vast expanse of your closet. So much to wear! Red shirt, red shirt, red shirt… Hey! Maybe you’ll go with your red shirt! Then you’ll match!
As you walk down the stairs in your red shirt and black pants, you can see Reggie grin; “That’s more like it”
Telly
Telly is usually a light sleeper, waking up multiple times in the night to get water, shift positions in bed, etc.
So when he doesn’t have work, he usually sleeps in until 10-11AM, which is nice for you.
Once he does wake up, he starts by peppering your face in kisses as he begins to wake you for the day.
“Morning, Spectator—Nightmare treat you well?”
On weekends, he’ll put on a morning show, then you’ll eat as much cereal as your stomach can hold.
But, on the days where you two have to work, he’ll ask you to take him breakfast. Once he’s done doing his makeup and getting dressed, he sits down and you ask him what he wants. Telly immediately shoots into his morning quotes: Can I get… a uh… liter of cola?” Mornings with Telly are always a pleasure.
Tony
Most days, when he has work, Tony wakes up before you. He’d try his best not to wake you up, closing all doors quietly, changing in the dark, etc. but it’s inevitable that he wakes you up one of these days.
As Tony pulled on his usual blue shirt on over his shoulders, he turned, knocking into the dresser and making a… very distinct scraping noise. “Shit— Ow!”
Your eyes opened softly, looking over at where Tony was standing in the pitch black, holding his foot as he used his hand to prop himself up against the end of the bed.
He was trying to get dressed at 5 in the morning with no light. Subsequently, he stubbed his toe, and was acting like a little baby. Though, the moment he realized he’d woken you, he stopped whining.
“Ah— Sorry, sugar… just heading off to work.” Slowly setting his foot back down on the floor, he stepped over to you. He leaned down to kiss you on the lips, muttering his usual smutty endearments; “Don’t worry though, I’ll make sure to take care of you when I’m home—Get some shut eye for papa.”
“Never say that again…”
Sorry for not posting like… literally ever. I procrastinate hard. Requests will always be open if anyone wants them, though, as always, I will be slow as hell (probs like a 2-7 day wait.)
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