Teacher: Why are you always late?
Me:
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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noise dept.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
occasionally subtle
Cosmic Funnies

Kiana Khansmith
Mike Driver
we're not kids anymore.

oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH
Monterey Bay Aquarium
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
NASA
Keni

Origami Around
d e v o n
todays bird

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@versu-chung
Teacher: Why are you always late?
Me:
Pharrell Williams used his Grammys performance to reinforce the “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” campaign with his backup dancers not only putting their hands up in unison but while donning black hoodies. (Photo from yahooentertainment )
Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.
they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america
"What am I gonna say? ‘I’m out in the garden.’ ‘I’m mulching fruit trees.’ They don’t wanna know that about me." - Jessica Lange on Twitter
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
to catch a redditor
better yet, the mom reads the guy’s texts to him so he can feel as uncomfortable hearing them as the women had felt receiving them
SOMEONE START THIS SHOW IMMEDIATELY
Reblog if your cramps have ever
made you vomit
lasted between 2-3 days
stopped you from being able to walk or run
made you cry
It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.
add
woken you up at night the pain was so bad
also
made you pass out
don’t forget
made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support
date me
will there be potato
7 whole potato
we ride at midnight. bring potato
My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.
how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen
holla this is my town
travel, love, live
Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying
WHAT A FUCKING RAD KID WITH RAD HAIR
this is what badass looks like
this makes me so happy
not even gonna lie i thought this kid was part of a cosplay of a super badass kid character but no hes just a super badass kid he dont need no cosplay
Best parents award
"If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets"
- my english professor
i made this
Cat Burger
WELCOME TO CAT BURGER HOME OF THE CAT BURGER MAY I TAKE YOUR CAT
*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at
Sometimes home isn’t 4 walls, It’s 2 eyes and a heartbeat
It’s you (via myskinnylovestory)