is pepsi alright?

IF U GOT IT FLAUNT IT (or don't (that's cool))

[nerdgirl4prez]

Teacher:  Why are you always late?

Me:

[galande]

Pharrell Williams used his Grammys performance to reinforce the “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” campaign with his backup dancers not only putting their hands up in unison but while donning black hoodies. (Photo from yahooentertainment )

[rehlaxe]

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

[nickthegeekbear-deactivated2023]

[fuckyeahjessicalange]

"What am I gonna say? ‘I’m out in the garden.’ ‘I’m mulching fruit trees.’ They don’t wanna know that about me." - Jessica Lange on Twitter

[estradoll]

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

[devilishdescent]

to catch a redditor

[aphony-cree]

better yet, the mom reads the guy’s texts to him so he can feel as uncomfortable hearing them as the women had felt receiving them

[lickyandlucifer]

SOMEONE START THIS SHOW IMMEDIATELY

[perpetualhiatus]

Reblog if your cramps have ever

made you vomit

lasted between 2-3 days

stopped you from being able to walk or run

made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

[lookatthewords]

add

woken you up at night the pain was so bad

[the-tv-light-deactivated2014101]

also

made you pass out

[alltimechemicalkilljoy]

don’t forget

made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support

[transport]

date me

[karkat]

will there be potato 

[transport]

7 whole potato

[karkat]

we ride at midnight. bring potato

[bedjacket]

[otteroftheworld]

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

[dirtyfnafconfessions]

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

[pallasaluna]

holla this is my town 

[permeate]

[brutalgeneration]

[quietindie]

travel, love, live

[piecesofamoonchyld-deactivated2]

Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying

[oh-archivist]

WHAT A FUCKING RAD KID WITH RAD HAIR

[practicingsincerity-deactivated]

this is what badass looks like

[sno0zy]

this makes me so happy

[eternal-langdon]

not even gonna lie i thought this kid was part of a cosplay of a super badass kid character but no hes just a super badass kid he dont need no cosplay

[cloudsbehindme]

Best parents award

[ihatealexturner]

[the-humdrum-gatsby]

"If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets"

- my english professor

[onethrill]

i made this

[wise-emperor]

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

Cat Burger

[alexandra-erin]

WELCOME TO CAT BURGER HOME OF THE CAT BURGER MAY I TAKE YOUR CAT

[nosdrinker]

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

[heavy-into-ev3rything]

Sometimes home isn’t 4 walls, It’s 2 eyes and a heartbeat

It’s you (via myskinnylovestory)