MONOCHROME.

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[mybloodisstillalive-deactivated]

[itsjustkyss]

SAX-A-BOOM

1…2…3…4…1…2…3…

mothaf*@&er!!

This song has been stuck in my head all day. May you be cursed the same 😆😆😆

[coffee-khaleesi-deactivated2020]

When I was training to be a battered women’s advocate, my supervisor said something that really blew my mind:

“You can always assume one thing about your clients; and that is that they are doing their best. Always assume everyone is doing their best. And if they’re having a day where their best just isn’t that great, or their best doesn’t look like your best, you have to be okay with that.”

Any now whenever anyone in my life, either a friend or a client, frustrates me, disappoints me, or pisses me off, I just tell myself They are doing their best. Their best isn’t that great today, but I have days where my best isn’t that great either. 

[bogfox]

Op I’d like to thank you for sharing this. Ever since the first time I’ve read it I’ve held it in my mind and it really has helped me to be kinder to others and to myself.

[imots]

[chocolatechubbybunni]

@ceeceeairo @cheythephoenix @anjieluvs WHOVILE

[cheythephoenix-deactivated20200]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[reinagold]

😂😂😂

[skinoutqueen]

If y’all still don’t know what big dick energy is… this is it

[thathighguy]

Bitch what’s up

[that-twink-over-there]

Nancy just straight up killed her

[veryfunnymemes]

[teathattast]

[thevioletsunflower]

Oh! I actually know the answer to this one! American newspaper ads charged by the letter, so a lot of people would eliminate unnecessary letters like the second L in “cancelled” or the U in “colour”. Some of these spelling changes were used so often that they stuck, and now Americans just spell some words differently. In summary: Americans spell things weird because capitalism

[iusedteabag]

What else would it have been

[thor-appreciation-blog]

Broke: Thor doesn’t understand memes

Woke: No one understands Thor’s antique, spicy asgardian memes

[thor-appreciation-blog]

This of course brings up the question of what exactly asgardian memes would be, any ideas lads?

[thor-appreciation-blog]

Imma just go ahead and say the tragedy of Loki of asgard is a huge meme at this point

[dafterwho]

heimdall watches you fap

[lenbione]

[pointing at any group of 3 anythings] the warriors three

along the same lines pointing at any green animal “loki??”

if you’re straight you can’t cross the bifrost

if an uncomfortable conversation occurs you suddenly have to go home and [yourname]sleep for a hundred years

loki’s terrible overcomplicated plans

heimdall commits treason every single day and nobody has ever even thought of trying to stop him

odin’s vault is full of things that should not be kept together/anything lost (e. g. “where’s my other sock??” “odins vault probably”)

gET HELP MY BROTHER HE’S DYING (loki flies through the air)

probably the asgardian version of yeet tbh

[marvel-lous-things]

“Carl this bag’s too heavy wtf is in th-” “YOU’RE JUST NOT WORTHY”

“Day 2737384 without sex: I’m ready to ride a horse. But like, the way Loki did.”

Breaking something any time someone says the word “another”. Like, any context at all

“there’s got to be another w-” *glass shatters off screen* “JEREMY I SWEAR TO FUCK-”

The 5edgy4u types would absolutely joke about Loki yeeting himself off the bifrost so like

*minor inconvenience* “TO THE BIFROST!”

*test goes bad* “TO THE BIFROST!”

*has to do the dishes* “TO THE- (well you get the point)

Giving each other Absolutely Ridiculous titles. (Read: “Bronn, god of that weird itch in your ear that doesn’t go away until you stick something in it”)

*violent thunder* “lmao Mood”

#Odin'sBeardChallenge where everyone tries to grow a majestic ass beard so that eventually they can scream “MY BEARD!” instead of “Odin’s beard” and if it’s Valid someone will say it back

Broke: “MY BEARD!” “Ralph you’re 14 please stop”

Woke: “MY BEARD!” *Considerable amount of discussion, nodding heads* “TROY’S BEARD!”

[childhoodruiner]

[left-reminders]

[babyanimalgifs]

Aw, this is cute.

[ask-ickle-mod]

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

[his-shining-tears]

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

[hart-of-the-grove-deactivated20]

MY FUCKING HEART 😭

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“My baby is big and soft and doesn’t look like me but he is my son and I love him.”

[laughingfish]

First thing I saw when I opened Twitter (x)

[laughingfish]

weqqewqewqesddsfdsfdsfDSASDSADA

[nymphacissa]

[pli1018-deactivated20200921]

The Matilda cast reunited this weekend.

“ARE YOU A PIG, AMANDA?!?!”

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

my headcanon for nick fury not calling captain marvel in right away is that they had a bet back in the 90s on how long nick will survive without her help. they bet on 30 years, and nick almost caved when battle of new york happened but that suicidal motherfucker yeeted the nuke into space so it was all good, no need for carol yet when he has the avengers, but then the avengers broke apart and nick silently prayed that theyd reunite to kick thanos’ ass but they failed and that is why he said “motherfucker” in disappointment at the end of infinity war, cause only 2 damn years left and he’d win the fuckin bet of the century but the Avengers had to go and Be The Worst At Everything and make him lose the stupid bet God dammit

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

carol: i TOLD you i was gonna win the bet old man, now hand over the other eye

[ftafp]

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

banksys art is based around the central thesis of being a dick to people who engage in capitalism but at least this time he was a dick to rich people who were commodifying his work instead of being a dick to poor people who like to have fun

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

#also if someone has 1.7 million dollars to blow on a painting i am not going to be terribly concerned about their property rights

[shinvermouthea]

i mean it’s probably increased its value so fission mailed bankster

[kickaz]

Peter Parker: Spectacular Spider-Man #310

you may spill a tear or two

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam