Absolutely Canon AoS Conversations

(in)Correct quotes & snippets from Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D to make you smile ;) | posts submissions now open if you've got a quote to share | My main: @que-mint-tea

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Daisy: let’s play a game :) on 3 we both have to say a random sentence at the same time and we’ll see if we say the same thing, ready?

Daisy: one.. two....

Deke: -I am wildly in love with you—

Daisy: -watermelons—

Daisy: ..what

Deke: what

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a nice little uquiz :)

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Deke: *visibly struggling to tie his shoelaces for the 6th time*

Fitz: need some help with that?

Deke: Pfffff nO!! I’m a capable grown man!!!!

also Deke, whispering to Jemma: how do i do this h e l p

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Daisy, after a tough mission: I need a drink so bad

Daisy: *pours milk into a glass*

The team:

Daisy: I’m an adult I pROMISE—

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Coulson, to May: I love you

May: that’s so embarassing

Coulson:

May:

Coulson:

May: I love you too

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Coulson: *does something embarassing*

May, to Coulson: you’re such a dork

May, in her head: ADJSKDJSD that waS ADORABLE. I LOVE YOU SO. MUCH. MY AWKWARD NERDY HUSBAND I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

[dousytiva]

Also...

Sousa: *does something embarrassing*

Daisy, to Sousa: you're such a dork

Daisy, in her head: May, in her head: ADJSKDJSD that waS ADORABLE. I LOVE YOU SO. MUCH. MY AWKWARD NERDY BOYFRIEND I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

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^^^ :)

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Coulson: *does something embarassing*

May, to Coulson: you’re such a dork

May, in her head: ADJSKDJSD that waS ADORABLE. I LOVE YOU SO. MUCH. MY AWKWARD NERDY HUSBAND I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

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Daisy: I love you

Sousa: aw I love you too!!

Daisy: I’m pregnant

Sousa: Aww I’m pregnant too!!!

Sousa:

Sousa: ......wAIT.

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Daisy, after being repeatedly punched, kicked, and shot during a fight: pfff whatever barely even hurts

Also Daisy: *gets a papercut*gahHHHH THE PAIN. I WON’T MAKE IT. TELL COULSON AND MAY I LOVED THEM—

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Davis: Hey wanna spar?

Piper: You mean I kick your ass and you cry like a baby?

Davis: uM n——

Piper, already sprinting out the room: Hurry up loser :))

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Daisy: Hey guys!! What’s scarier than a hungry shark in your pool? :))

Fitz: Being stuck at the bottom of the ocean facing certain death

Jemma: Being trapped on a desert planet with Hive not knowing if I’ll see Fitz again

Coulson: Waking up every day knowing I’ll have to leave all my loved ones behind

Daisy: ... i was gonna say two hungry sharks in your pool but this just got really sad

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*the team going camping*

Daisy: hey deke, do you still have that 80s perfume?

Deke: Here..but I thought you said you didn’t lik—

Daisy, furiously spraying it into the air: tAKE THAT LITTLE MOSQUITO BITCHES!!!

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Enoch: I am a Sentient Chronicom who has been alone for my entire existence. I prefer solitude and find such things as ‘friendship’ completely unnecessary.

Fitz: *walks into the room*

Enoch: I would die for this man

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Coulson: All the chocolates from my candy stash are missing again. I kNOW IT WAS YOU DAISY——

May: *shoving chocolate wrappers under the desk* yeah!! You go tell her off phil!!!

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Ward, in s1: Hey Skye..I like you, wanna date me?

Skye: No❤️.

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Daisy: *opening and closing cupboards, furiously searching*

Yoyo: uhh..looking for something?

Daisy:

Daisy: my last two braincells