i love one (1) family of idiots

Taylor. 24. Canadian. I hate everything about The Umbrella Academy, especially Klaus and Ben. I go by verybi_verytired on AO3

[fanonical]

ok i was going to write a post and i accidentally put ‘dumbledore’ instead of ‘voldemort’ so there you go, start coming up with wild theories for how voldemort and dumbledore were totally the same person all along

[pathologising]

mental illness is so funny like what's wrong with me <3 I already know but what's wrong with me <3

[verybi-verytired]

Hello, how is everyones quarantine going?

I’m currently crying because I’m sick and the Canadian Netflix dosent have enough shitty Hallmark Christmas movies so you can imagine how I am.

[closet-keys]

not to be a misogynist doctor from the 1800s but i’m pretty sure my uterus is moving around my body, biting my other organs, and also is possessed by the devil

[verybi-verytired]

I haven't played the sims in months cause I got a new laptop and everyone is constantly home so I can't use our shit internet to download it without having 5 people pissed at me and I'm suffering

[27-umbrellas]

Thoughts?

[mikeys-archive-blog]

completely correct but may i add

[verybi-verytired]

i only have one true love and its ciprodex ♥️

[plutothewitch]

september will be kind. september will be magical. september will bring the missing energy. september will be working towards our goals and self. september will be a month full of growth.

[memewhore]

[chlommunist]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[daggers-drawn]

A warning

[mardakaisson]

tomorrow

[nateswinehart]

Ha ha seriously tho.

[kitsiinabox]

[nateswinehart]

[anightvaleintern-blog1]

I needed to hear this right now. <3

[marqweabyss]

My new favorite post.

[blueandbluer]

As someone who finished her undergrad at 40, I feel this later update. Take your time. Progress made at any speed is progress.

[robertdeniroinheat-deactivated2]

Im just very smart and i see gay subtext in everything

[romcommunist]

staring at my own spotify library like im narcissus staring at myself in the water

[queerpong-blog]

i wonder what war soulja boy fought in

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fucking love cats. they’ll look around a room and decide ‘there is not enough chaos here’ and start knocking shit off tables

[left-reminders]

[optimistic-pessimisms]

No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears.

[teaboot]

Yeah man if I give the 50 year old lady at my bus stop some spare change for fare and a meal she’ll lose interest in foraging for desiccated salmon carcasses and lose her natural fear of people. Next thing you know she’s in the suburbs, running around on all fours trying to eat a corgi

[scottishwobbly]

“If members of the human race help each other to survive, the human race will forget how to survive” isn’t the winning argument right wingers think it is, but might be evidence that we’re already forgetting through alienation.