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Sam: How do you keep ignoring that little voice in your head that says "think!" ?

Danny: You mean Jazz?

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Booty McTooty

*tips hat*

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Danny: so apparently the bad vibes I've been feeling are actually "severe psychological distress"

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Jazz: "Aren't you tired of being nice?" No! I'm tired of everyone else being mean!

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Tucker: Are you ok?

Danny: Not often.

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Vlad: Sometimes people will disagree with you but that's okay.

Vlad: You can just kill them.

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Danny: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

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Vlad: Daniel, you're such a freak!

Danny: Yeah, yeah i am. But you know what? Someday i just might grow out of that, but you will never stop being a jerk.

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Dani, texting Danny: Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.

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Danny: In my defense it was a bit i was doing your honour

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Danny: Have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought, "Wow, I respect a well-grilled hot dog more than I respect you?"

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Danny: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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Danny: I didn't think you'd take it that far!

Skulker: You didn't think I would savagely injure a group of random strangers? You think so little of me.

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Jazz: Somebody's in love!

Danny: Yeah, right. I just think Tucker and Sam are cool. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about them.

[Later]

Danny, that night: Uh oh.

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Jazz: let’s do something really scary!

Danny: we could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts

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Danny: I was taught to think before I act

Danny: … so if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured I thought about it and I’m confident in my decision.

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Technus: Hey, whatever happened with Ember?

Skulker: Oh, uh. We mutually broke up.

Technus: So she dumped you?

Skulker: No! Mutual means we agreed!

Technus, raising an eyebrow: Agreed that she was dumping you?