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it makes me so mad people won't leave this poor kid alone but every single response he shoots off is funnier than if you gave me a week to think of one

juelzsantanabandana2

Lil nas x is like if bugs bunny were a real person

sluttynurse

the serve

denyjesuschrist

memorycycle

fiona what you did to that snake was fucked up

memorycycle

literally girl wtf

ramonacatholic

God forbid women do literally anything

pupangelremade-deactivated20211

one of my fav types of tiktoks is 16 yo boys fucking around in their mom's closet when she isnt home

pupangelremade-deactivated20211

nerdyqueerandjewish

For people with anxiety about filing taxes, here’s what things that happen when you make a mistake on your tax return:

- it gets corrected

- you get a letter in the mail either asking for some additional information or a letter showing the adjustment

- you pay the amount (there’s options for payment plans too!) or get a refund

Things that do not happen

- you’re “in trouble”

- you are charged with fraud

- you go to jail

I know that most people are probably just joking/exaggerating when they say a mistake on their return means they get thrown in jail but when I worked with the public I always would encounter people who believed that would happen and they would be panicking about it. So I like to put this out there every year because if I can even prevent one person from feeling that way, it’s worth it

alex51324

Annual reblog of this important information.

The thingy above where you sign your tax form says that you’ve filled it out to the best of your ability. “Sir, I am a dumbass” is 100% a valid defense

beardedmrbean

It's times like these that it's abundantly clear the producers do it on purpose sometimes.

Also same.

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

the Salem storyline in Sabrina the teenage witch is so so good bc like the wizard supreme court or whatever is like 'this man is the most dangerous war criminal in history. he has tried to commit genocide and become a dictator in many different dimensions. we can't give him the death penalty bc he used dark ancient magic to make himself immortal so we've trapped him in the body of a feline for eternal torture. it is the Spellman's duty to hold him prisoner for us'. and then the Spellman's are just like kitty,,,...........we're gonna get him a special pillow to sit on and buy him funny little outfits and cuddle with him while we sleep. he's the glue holding this family together we love him so much

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

wilwheaton

drakensberg-blog

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

poupon

how dare you say we piss on the poor

wizardshark

Being nice to someone you don’t like is not manipulation btw it’s being civil

asshiieee-deactivated20230801

Mmm no, this is like seeking validation. Ofc it’s best to be nice but if I don’t like you or we both dislike eachother, then there’s no reason for us to communicate or be around eachother. It’s not about being immature, I would much rather not put myself in such a situation.

carolxdanvers

Have you ever had a job

ultrareconsquad-deactivated2022

^_^ OMG HI BESTIE HIIIIIHIIII *glomps u*

battlships

Seeing the word "glomp" in 2022 has done untold psychic damage

little-miss-rasputin-pageant

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

kiralamouse

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

the-haiku-bot

Hey, I LOVE bots when

they’re just here to play with us.

COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

valakiir

lalulutres

Hello world! I'm 17 minutes old❤️

horrorofthebeast

bonelord10000

#ThanksGiving

marcherarrant

I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning.