yo

i hear that your gender is what's in your pants which means im an asshole

[verysuspiciouswhitecream]

this is just a random side blog i made for random shit and maybe some shitposting just here to have fun

[shirtsthatgohard]

[valhallas-last]

I wonder why they got searched. Strange.

[anonmous-offical]

this feels like a meme template lmao

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

Types of art in the world

Warrior cat OCs drawn with emo bangs in the notebook of a 12 year old girl

Spider webs

Elf porn

I dont knowwwwwwwww

[verysuspiciouswhitecream]

what if i steal a 12 year olds notebook and draw porn of an elf and a warrior cats oc with emo bangs in a cobweb filled attic and with candles and fire and a broken vase

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

[verysuspiciouswhitecream]

ah yes the relationship between pinterest and tumblr

this was reposted to pinterest its the cock method for word building problems

the pinterest commenter made it funnier you guys also yes you are being cockblocked if youre having problems with world building my man

@headspace-hotel i can't find the other guys blog, prob deactivated

[swagophile]

me: im so bored today idk what to do

the scary pervert: i have an idea....

me: oh my god ew no

the scary pervert: wtf is your problem i was gonna suggest we play mario kart. come on

me: oh okay phew i thought you were gonna suggest we have evil sex again

the scary pervert: i'm a complex and multifaceted person, mori. i'm more than just a few sexual encounters

me: okay youre right im sorry

the nuanced individual: thank you. now if i win you have to let me hurt you sexually

me: [smiling] sure why not, that seems fair enough

[verysuspiciouswhitecream]

did you win

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[verysuspiciouswhitecream]

im jerking off my sharp detachable penis in your stomach do you like it

[captaincootiez]

hold onto your grandmas

[verysuspiciouswhitecream]

ah damn im going to run out of armspace i have too many grandmas

[wizard-email]

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

[verysuspiciouswhitecream]

no you already told me to put my clothes back on because you dont like sex

[luguuuu]

i’m having an edging party but none of you can come

[verysuspiciouswhitecream]

either way i cant come sooooo

[anarqueeen]

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

[verysuspiciouswhitecream]

excuse me a little fidget toy im dying thats hilarious i looked through the reblogs and you saying average sized was also funny also you go girl i hope wherever you my be in your transition or even if youre done with your transition i hope its going well

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[verysuspiciouswhitecream]

sounds like a lovely lifestyle my dear now go forth and get attention and orgasms and shiny jewelry and 7$ iced lattes just remember to have fun and ignore those bitchass haters they dont know what theyre missing

[haxihoovis]

do you think anyones played strip tetris before

[verysuspiciouswhitecream]

hmmm do inform me what the rules of strip tetris would entail i am curious

[haxihoovis]

you play tetris, then you strip

[verysuspiciouswhitecream]

no funny caveats or anything just stripping sounds boring also yeah people would totally play that at college frat parties

[haxi2vis]

if you wanna make up variations go ahead

[verysuspiciouswhitecream]

maybe i will come back to this and come up with some sort of variation of strip tetris would be funny and id be giving the college frat boys ideas

[haxihoovis]

do you think anyones played strip tetris before

[verysuspiciouswhitecream]

hmmm do inform me what the rules of strip tetris would entail i am curious

[haxihoovis]

you play tetris, then you strip

[verysuspiciouswhitecream]

no funny caveats or anything just stripping sounds boring also yeah people would totally play that at college frat parties

[haxihoovis]

do you think anyones played strip tetris before

[verysuspiciouswhitecream]

hmmm do inform me what the rules of strip tetris would entail i am curious