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crusty old anarchist | he/him

[bioshzrd]

this random ass old guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

[captchacomics]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can we bring back captcha comics

[kushblazer666]

[jasper-rolls]

[honeyslim]

No offense but these are absolute classic images

[theslowesthnery]

[uxji]

[chilewithcarnage]

[maculategiraffe]

(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

[synthetic-blanket-hairs-deactiv]

this comment passes peer review

[blog-of-horribleness]

[kibumkim]

😭😭😭😭

[pikslasrce]

the ai:

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[junglejim4322]

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

[thestuffedalligator]

This was the last episode of the first season of The Twilight Zone and they never dared to do anything as fucking funny as this again.

[egberts]

[atomheart-brother-deactivated20]

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

[ralfmaximus]

Truer now than in 2013.

[crap-userrname16]

[derogatoryemployed]

[boilingheart]

[megafreeman]

[catsplay500k]

[iamthecutestofborg]

AUDIO ON IM NOT KIDDING

[taiga-fujimura-official]

stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula

[nicole-the-hololynx]

[aioue-deactivated20191125]

[gear-head-aniki-deactivated2017]

RWBY (2013 - Ongoing)

[ratbastard69420]

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

[quoms]

"Rent should be no more than 30% of household income" is a really funny and roundabout way to say "property owners as a class are entitled to 30% of gross wages"

[pink-rathian-official]

DeepLeffen is a Twitter bot trained on r/smashbros and Tweets from professional Smash player Leffen. It randomly generates Tweets based on prompts it is fed.

It’s probably the best account on the site.

[acekoral]

He is doing a very good job of being a convincing smash player

[nightmarechamillian]

OP where’s the gamer goof of the century post

[pink-rathian-official]

You’re actually so real for this, it’s easily one of the best and I can’t believe I didn’t put it in