Chaotic Dumbass

Cecil; They/Them; All my of my being condensed into one thicc ass blog.

[rilianedautriche]

[one-winged-archangel]

I missed my chance to reblog this in 2019, so I googled the next day Halloween would be a Thursday and Godbless if I’m still active on Tumblr in 2024

[girlballs]

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

[mantis-lizbian]

between my thighs

[girlballs]

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[postpoeticparadox]

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

[i-am-a-fish]

if an app pauses my music under any circumstances I should be sent a written apology from the developers

[fairycosmos]

instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean

[fairycosmos]

some big guys down there. Huge. they don't know about the economy

[cryptonature]

Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

[charlesoberonn]

[sunshine-tattoo]

fun fact!

Vultures are also responsible for keeping diseases at bay.

Vulture stomach acid is so powerful that it can kill anthrax and many other deadly diseases.

So when they consume the carcass of a creature that has died of disease, they actually destroy the disease within it too!

So yes vultures are 100% holy creatures because they not only eat the dead, but protect the living from death.

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]

[pjackk]

Yup im just another homo loser with no hope for future i guess i should just wash my ass all day,like a stupid fuck

[all-chickens-are-trans]

god i'm so tired of everybody's bad faith interpretations of everything. where's the trust. where's the forgiveness. where's the understanding that most things are complex and most people have many layers. and like the black eyed peas once said. where is the love

[transgenderer]

Comforting a drunker person while drunk feel like what I imagine it would be like to comfort a dying soldier on the battlefield

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily Mirror, England, January 22, 1909 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

[transmortifried]

peak performance

[valtsv]

i love the specification of "alive" in the people magazine "sexiest man alive" award. clearly they're worried about ötzi the iceman sweeping the competition. as they should be.

[valtsv]

[ios10emojis]

[catboyluca62]

[garaks-padded-bra]

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

[creekfiend]

Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN

[creekfiend]

Well that’s something crested geckos and I have in common then

[reaumantic]

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent