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EMAILS TO MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER
Hello friends and enemies,
I have decided to do a masters degree for some fucking reason. Due to these godforsaken circumstances, I am going to be a student again.
Now, based on my experience being an undergrad with my Brain and Misc Issues, I knew that my hubris in pursuing YET MORE EDUCATION would result in having to write a lot of stressful emails, while dealing with a stressful situation.
So, to help myself cope in advance, I’ve decided to write drafts of these emails in advance, so that it’s less agonisingly painful to deal with this shit when it comes up.
And you can use them too!
under the cut, I have some draft emails for when you need to tell your lecturers:
I’m going to miss a lecture.
I have missed a lecture
I will be turning in an assignment late
I have missed a deadline
I have had a personal crisis which impacts my studies.
SEND AT START OF SEMESTER: explaining that you fidget/stim without using the word stim.
Afficher davantage
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lets just talk about this here cookie recipe
this shit
is
the
BOMB
HOLY SHIT
I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING
YES
WONDERFUL
1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN
For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:
Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.
After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.
\o/
salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.
Because I love you all.
reblogging cause i need to save this
A note for those who have trouble measuring butter with a spoon as I do: one cup I am sixteen tablespoons. Butter/margarine bricks are usually a half a cup, so just cut one eighth of that amount
These are really good! And yes, for the love of god, if you have it use white sugar and brown sugar, add just a pinch of salt, and as many chocolate chips as you darn well please. Great with icecream, whipped cream on top, or a tall glass of milk (keep in mind you gotta eat it with a spoon, you can’t dip it in milk)
Super college friendly (trust me)
I made this and it’s super awesome! Bonus things you could add: butterscotch flavoring, cut up KitKats, torn apart Milkyways, and stolen ice cream!
Ohhhh boy kiddos have at it!
Reblogging so I remember to do this
Just made this but am out of chocolate chips so used hot chocolate powder a splash of milk and marshmallows. HEAVANLY
Reblog to save a life
saving for later
Gonna need to try this later ♡
Trying this when I get paid again. .w.
HI I MADE THIS and i have a couple notes as someone who only occasionally bakes and makes things
first off, i did not add brown sugar so those of yall saying it improves the taste: you are probably right
that being said, my brown sugarless cookie in a mug actually tastes Fucking Fantastic
ok so notes:
it does not matter what size mug you put it in
when u are mixing Everything Else together minus the flour, it will look Small. butter, sugar, vanilla extract, salt, And egg: it will look small. it will sit at the bottom of the mug looking pitiful and smelling delicious. you will be worried about the size of your cookie. you will wonder if you should have gotten a smaller mug
do not get a smaller mug.
you may also try to double the recipe, just in case
if you do this, do not double the flour
okay but real talk, i did get a lil worried about the size of it, and i doubled both the butter (2/8 stick/2 tbsp), sugar (which i eyed, but like 4 spoonfuls), and the egg (which was 2 egg yolks)
i fucked up and added a bit too much vanilla extract and salt, and doubling the butter, sugar, and egg seems to have evened it out - it tastes fantastic, ngl
so basically doubling everything except the flour works As Well (or at least, it worked for me!)
oh, and another note: EGG WHITES ARE EDIBLE?? DONT THROW THOSE AWAY YOU CAN COOK AND EAT THOSE
try to save them if you can!! my mom is going to use the egg whites i left behind in my sleep deprived cooking haze for her breakfast this morning, so hey, no food gets thrown out and we both get to eat without unnecessarily draining quarantine resources
okay so i tell u not to worry about the size (and not to double the flour) - here is why
when you add the flour, you will RAPIDLY lose mug space. i added one spoon of flour (which i had planned to double as well), and went “oh fuck im not gonna be able to double the flour”
also, MAKE SURE that everything else is well mixed before u add the flour bc once you add it to the mug, it becomes VERY hard to stir. like, i had to put elbow grease into stirring this bullshit. my arm still kinda aches but im eating a damn cookie out of a mug with chocolate milk so i think i win
also. add. as. many. chocolate. chips. as. you. can.
LAST NOTE
when you microwave it, if u think u might need to cook it for more time, DO SO.
do not try to taste test: you will burn your tongue and will not be able to taste anything
THE COOKIE WILL RISE. ANY MUG SPACE U HAVE LEFT WILL BE CONSUMED BY COOKIE.
when it comes out of the microwave, it will be HOT. it will BURN ur mouth if u try to eat it straight up. let it cool - i let my cookie sit for about five minutes and it was still a bit too hot to eat
anyways, here’s what i came out with:
♥️♥️♥️
I have way too many sideblogs god
what on earth
please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this
watch it
PLEASE
tchaikovsky is proud
In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.
memeception
WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME
@caesarianconfection
I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this… This is something else.
The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE
it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)
“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
If you can't picture her throwing a molotov... she's not the one, bro.
yer a wizard Harry except it’s a conversation between aang and monk Gyatso about being the avatar
Can't believe I never made a chiton out of a bedsheet before. Just did it and it's great.
The 3 stages of a cat yawn
Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.
Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far
Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD
you're not bad with money you're just living in a society that underpays you, overcharges you, then gaslights you into feeling guilty for needing to eat
It’s so fucked up that someone who works 8 hours per day should feel guilty for spending / can’t afford to spend 10$ that day on a drink and snack
Do u think sci-fi writers realize how massively Bad destroying a planet is. Like, an Entire Planet, Exploded. Cool visual! Explosions. As we typically think of them are not possible in a vacuum but that's besides the point. The Point Is uh that's a whole planet? That is a Whole planet. If it can sustain life this is Infinitely Worse. I'm the kind of dumb ass that will think about it too hard and I just
That's. More death than any previous extinction event, anything the human race has endured, all at once. Just, no more life. That's any recorded history kept on the planet itself, destroyed. No writing no fossil record nothing. An Entire Planet, Gone. Like??? Y'all realize how huge blowing up a planet is, right. That's A Planet. If this was earth you'd have more than like 30 seconds of going "damn that sucks :/" before moving on with the plot but if it isn't earth it's just shock value huh. Okay
The last part reads like I'm an alien personally offended by this trope and yknow what. Perhaps
Maybe
haha I can’t believe they made Fire Nation into a real thing
Jokes aside, Fire Nation’s ornate design and heavy red & gold motif were inspired by places like China, Thailand, and Korea.
In order:
1) Thai and Burmese clothing
2) Chinese clothing
3) Korean clothing and and crown
4) Korean masks & Chinese festival
5) Chinese armor and interior design
6) Chinese architecture
7) Thai architecture
Check out the following video I made for more examples across all nations!
https://youtu.be/zpmwoSGDsns
fun facts!
leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus.
stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913.
aristotle tutored alexander the great.
abraham lincoln was twelve when napoleon bonaparte died.
an unusually well-traveled person in 5th century BC could have conceivably met confucius, lao tze, the buddha and socrates over the course of a seventy year life.
pharaohs and mammoths existed at the same time.
pocahontas and william shakespeare died, in the same country, less than a year apart from each other.
oxford university is older than the aztec empire.
Stuff like this really makes me wish we learned history chronologically instead of geographically. You know how cool this shit is? So much can happen all at once and we keep pretending like it doesn’t
the more things change the more they stay the same
Pretty sure I’ve said “come out you bitch I’ll maul you” word for word
one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”
y’see because spain and portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc often come in portuguese as well as spanish
this brand of chips, Lay’s, displays the flavor in spanish and portuguese, resulting in ham-flavored chips looking like this:
with “jamón” being spanish and “presunto” being portuguese
however, “presunto” is also a spanish adjective, meaning “presumed” (or suspected)
so you have this in-joke going where spanish chips taste like ham, presumably
You’ve heard of “I can’t believe it’s not butter!” now get ready for “It’s questionable whether or not this is ham”