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A simple mental health pain scale.
I’m so thankful this exists. I think that many people with mental health issues (myself included) downplay what they’re going through.
I’m an 8 right now. If I hadn’t seen this chart tonight I’d keep denying my struggle. Now I have to face it.
This is getting out of control. (photos via ZookeeperRachel)
Seeing zookepers having fun really warms my heart for inexplicable reasons :-)
THOSE OTTERS
^^^ I’m DYING!! This is the best possible thing to come out a Jurassic Park Remake!
favourite internet phenomenon
The last one jfc
Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/
If you thought “hm those styles of art AND speech seem very familiar,” you are right because it is the same person that did these
Oh my god damn
甜蜜蜜💕💕💕
LOVE
190501 Zhu Yilong Weibo Update:
↳ Ｈａｐｐｙ Ｈｏｌｉｄａｙｓ 😁
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A/N: HE KNOWS HOW TO PAINT? And look at the way he sits, he’s so adorable 😍
Source: 朱一龙
He also commented below his post update:
Stick-Gods ~ Per-Bastet
Eclipse
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD
Except I can never NOT parse the “hieroglyphs” on the far right as reading “I dig that ass.” Which still works, TBH.
Chapter Summary: Steeling himself for Xiao Wei’s reaction as much as for the shot, Zhao Yunlan draws his revolver and pauses in the desperately dangerous descent. He balances his stance, aims at Ye Zun, and— and shakes his head, his grip on the gun white-knuckled and desperate.
Why am I not firing?
Readlater
This is why I love PR and this is how it should be
I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.
Let me absorb
Aaaaaaaa I found it, thought it was Rusdian but in English it's just blessing
Trying my hand at blackout poetry! Let me know what you think!
The Sign of Four. Feb. 1890
Also I learned from Q.I that in all the novels, Watson ejaculated about 70% of all e. happening, and one of them once ejaculated from the second floor window :))
if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is
“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”
sometimes when i am sad i go read through the tags on this post, because they are 70% other biologists saying things like “AND ALSO FUCK FIELD MICE” and “THAT CRAB ALMOST BROKE MY FINGER” and I am reassured that I am not the only one who has bobbled a wood frog right into their cleavage.
plus six or seven people who just….can’t figure out what a frog paper could possibly be. (guys it’s…a scientific paper. about frogs.)
and this one
which made me laugh despairingly because i mean
bro you don’t even know.
what is the code entomologists use for “i stepped on it, i’m so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small”
“Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions.”
‘impromptu dissection’ is an alarming phrase in any context and i thank you for it
What’s biologist for “the little fucker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflex”?
“Specimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responses”
I am reblogging this 98% for the second to last comment holy shit I’m fucking choking
I’m enjoying the tags/replies discussing the proper conjugation of “to yeet.” I am in favor of the decision that the future perfect is “will have yitten.”
Expanding this, NASA has a few gems from their report language:
“Underwent unplanned rapid disassembly” – it exploded, and it wasn’t an explosion we wanted to happen
“Lithobraking maneuver” – it stopped because it hit the goddamned ground.
“Engine-rich exhaust” – the engine bell melted or evaporated, or the engine ejected itself out the back of the rocket without having a very good reason to do so.
“Fishing orbit” – the craft is in the ocean instead of space and we didn’t mean to put it there
“Thrust was observed along an undesired vector” – the engine leaked and the rocket spun off into oblivion.
“Wearing his manager hat” – a moron who shouldn’t be an engineer (a reference to the infamous quote “take off your engineer hat and put on your manager hat” in the meeting in which the Challenger was cleared for launch)
“Received an unrequested transfer” – he’s dead.
LITHOBRAKING MANEUVER
How to say "we didnt drop it" - "was treated with enormous care", "portable device" = has got a handle, and other glorious euphemisms
source: 巍甜的澜瓜子
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1, 19,218 words Fandom: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shěn Wēi/Zhào Yúnlán Characters: Zhào Yúnlán, Shěn Wēi Additional Tags: Missing Scenes, Episodes 34-35, Angst, Fluff, Romance, Slow Burn, Getting Together, also, Established Relationship, (kind of), welcome to Guardian canon, Time Travel, and the challenges thereof, Backstory, Present Tense Summary:
Ten thousand years before he’s even born, Zhao Yunlan falls in love, all over again for the first time.
This is one of the best things i have ever read. Really. Broke my heart in all the right places
The last one.
An interesting description of fandom in my current reading:
If in the idle following of the theatres, a man loves a certain actor and enjoys his art as a great good or even as the greatest good, he loves all those who share his love for the actor, not on their own account, but on account of him whom they love together. And the more fervent is his love for the actor, the more he will behave in every way possible so that he will be loved by many, and the more he will wish that many people can see him.
If he sees anyone more indifferent, he excites him as much as he can with the praises of the actor. If he finds anyone opposed to the actor, he most vehemently hates in that man the hate of his beloved, and he strives to remove that feeling in every way.
(St Augustine)
saint augustine of hippo, for context, lived from 354 to 430 AD.
Fandoms before internet
Bless this mess
