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rvb rt ah RWBY fan page. please enjoy and leave me any questions you may have.

[tenukiki]

part 1, part 3

[thebirdroads]

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

[birdnerd18]

[dr-algernop-deactivated20220313]

[mandywondering]

[digitallhell]

i have a folder in my computer called "just in case" where i have important documents saved, like the constitution (since trump REMOVED IT from whitehouse.gov) and books that might get banned

im obviously going to add more, if anyone has any reccomendations please let me know. just wanted to share because i think its a good idea going into these next 4+ years.

EDIT i've also added a clip of elon doing the nazi salute because its taken down a lot of places and likely will be removed everywhere. as well as screenshots of what happened when you searched "presidents in order" (it did not show biden) and "president from 2020-2024" (it showed trump) but have since been fixed

[littlewickedthings]

Favorskaya

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you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

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HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

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Plorn

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NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

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technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

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I have something worse

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oh???

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imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

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imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

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WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

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I have an answer to that one too

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[cogentranting]

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

[elodieunderglass]

Born without a groove 😔

[strongermonster]

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

[strongermonster]

can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming

only 46 more plots to dig

[strongermonster]

i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(

not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making

[strongermonster]

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

[strongermonster]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[strongermonster]

MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME

a girl reunited with her sword

[sock-bread]

[angiethewitch]

my hearing has been aided and holy shit is this how you guys hear all the time

[angiethewitch]

I can hear the birds calling to eachother!! im sat inside my house and I can still hear them!!

[angiethewitch]

my cats purrs are so loud...I never knew how happy he was when I petted him 😭😭

[angiethewitch]

bees have such nice buzzes!!!!!

[angiethewitch]

rustling leaves sound nice. motorbikes do not

[angiethewitch]

I can hear the river running through my village...this world has so many beautiful and amazing sounds

[angiethewitch]

if you rub your hands on a leather sofa. that sounds excellent

[angiethewitch]

gravel sounds fantastic btw. go kick some gravel immediately

[angiethewitch]

CRUNCHY LEAVES

[angiethewitch]

I still can't get over jinx purring. I never knew how happy he was or how much he loves me. he's been purring since I got home, every time I say hi to him. my husband says he's always purring like that, I just never heard it before

[angiethewitch]

thank you @dwiwediblino for suggesting a clicky keyboard. I just tried it out and what a FANTASTIC sound

[adoratato]

Have you heard the pitter patter sound of your cats toes yet? Always enjoy that sound

[angiethewitch]

yes!! when we came home and I called him downstairs for some food I heard him leap off the bed I think and his excited patters down the stairs

[angiethewitch]

food in frying pans really do be sizzling...

[angiethewitch]

the sound of old crinkly book pages oh my GOD I have found my new favourite sound

[angiethewitch]

went down to the village river and it was so nice!! the river is pretty low rn because of the lack of rain but when it rains lots I want to go back and see it go fast and hear it

[angiethewitch]

also! hearing the rustle of grass as I walk through it!

[angiethewitch]

and and and i threw a stone into the water and it made a very satisfying splash sound :)

[intercoursefluids]

What do you think of this noise?

[angiethewitch]

that's such a funny sound I need to get some sheets of metal and laminate some paper immediately omg

[angiethewitch]

popped my hearing aid on when I woke up and just listened to my husband breathe next to me. he's here, I get to wake up next to my best friend every day. he's alive. he loves me.

then he started snoring very loudly and it was even worse with the amplified sound

[angiethewitch]

you guys can hear the ticking of watches?? they're so loud!!

[angiethewitch]

when you light a cigarette and you hear a faint crackle as the dried leaves catch fire. very good.

[angiethewitch]

I was hanging my washing outside and I shook out a pillowcase to hang it up and it made a very good whoosh sound with a slightly sharp crack!

[angiethewitch]

the crackling sound of a candle wick being lit!! what a fun noise!!

[angiethewitch]

a bird landed on the tree branches above my head and I heard it!! I thought birds were silent but theyre not!!

[angiethewitch]

heard my neighbour come home from his daily bike ride and the bike made a clicking sound??? :0

[angiethewitch]

im outside in my garden with my easel doing some painting and I was drawing on the easel and it makes a scratchy noise?! the pencil was scratching! it makes a very good sound indeed!!

[angiethewitch]

all of you who were suggesting a cold drink over some ice...you were all so right for that

[angiethewitch]

sizzling barbecues!! loud and fun!! different foods make different sizzles

[angiethewitch]

I CAN HEAR THUNDER THERES SO MANY DIFFERENT PITCHES TO IT WOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWWOW

[angiethewitch]

IT ACTUALLY RUMBLES!!! JUST LIKE IN THE BOOKS!!!!!!

[yeahdragon]

been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

[yeahdragon]

There is so much story telling here. A person got this pacific parrotlet named it Bruce which in and of itself is amazing but then this person went here my little bird friend a raspbebe for you to enjoy and Bruce said hell yeah and went cataclysmicly and irreversible ape shit ham on that berry. And that probably happened more than once. So instead of never again allowing this little dinosaur the joy of the succulent flesh of the delectable raspberry they went what can we do for our little baby boy. and then boom they got some kind of cake cover type deal and cut a door into it so that Bruce would Not Be Trapped in a fruit prison (altho truely it is the berries who are trapped in there with Bruce but none the less) and so he may go to his pent house and freak it as crazily as his little bird heart desires.

Anyway i love pets they are each distinct little guys who are carred for by the funniest ape to ever exist bc we love animal so much

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

I'm in this group and Bruce's human posts eating dome updates when he's done a particularly good job!

And also when he gets up to other mischief

However, THIS is my favorite Bruce photo

[lyrifaun]

Pov you are a bug or perhaps a raspberry

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting

[hellboys]

Nick Offerman Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions –WIRED, 2020

[yamujiburo]

james is always one motto away

[victhecommandguy]

I like how wash goes from teen like eating in his helmetto knife weilding badass.

[victhecommandguy]

I made this post almost 9 years ago, and every once in a while, i get a notification that someone reblogged/liked it, and it still brings a smile to my face.

[victhecommandguy]

[victhecommandguy]

Check your submissions for a picture of my cat!!

Thank you so much!

[trash-mango]

Reblog this and I will send you a picture of my cat

[liquefied]

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

[hipstered]

have a relationship thats mature enough to sit down and be like “ look this is our problem and this is how we’re gonna fix it..” SIMPLE