Wait, So What's This "Every Century Happy" Thing Anyway?
In Which I Attempt to Anticipate Some Questions Before They Are Frequently Asked.
Basically, an open-sandbox fix-it fic. The Amis Have The TARDIS, (to the distress of Javert and The Doctor) and theyâre going to fix ALL THE THINGS. Whatever anyone wants to draw, write, sing about, whatever. Submissions are open!
Wait, you mean like everything that goes wrong in Les Mis, orâ
ALL THE THINGS. Slavery. Famines. The burning of the Library of Alexandria. The cancellation of Firefly. WHATEVER.
What are the rules?
Where weâre going, we donât needâ oh wait, we probably do need rules. OK, here we go!
1) NO SADS. Yes, Les Mis is sad. Yes, Doctor Who is often sad. WE DONâT NEED MORE OKAY. There may be sad BITS, but every story, comic, and filk here ends up happy. Oh! And Just This Once, Everyone Lives!
2) Keep it clean, kids. Like, PG-13.
3)âŠProfit?
What if something contradictsâ
TIME TRAVEL. ALL OF TIME AND SPACE. Also, in a pinch, Bahorel can punch it, and that appears to fix everything in this universe.
Basically, repeat to yourself, THIS IS JUST CRACKFIC, I SHOULD REALLY JUST RELAX.
What about the ships?
âŠWeâre in the TARDIS.
No, no, you knowâ-
Yes, we know. Well, weâre sticking with canon where it existsâ Marius is with Cosette, Bahorelâs with his mistress, Joly and Bossuet are with Musichetta, andâŠuhâŠthere isnât a lot in canon, is there? But in general, weâre trying to avoid shipping, just because Thar Be Dragons, fandomly speaking, and this is for Hijinks, not Drama. EVERYONE IS FRIENDS WITH THEIR FRIENDS though, so feel free to have Cosette and Eponine chill out and go clubbing or Valjean and Fantine walk around the ruins of MegAntares Prime or whatever! Admins and chief contributors to the blog reserve the right to break this and almost any other rule at any point, though! This is arbitrary and unfair and weâll probably angst about it a lot if we do but it will be for The Greater Good (THE GREATER GOOD).
âŠOh, and Enjolras is with the TARDIS. Itâs a largely metaphorical relationship, but theyâre happy. You can tell by all the glowing.
Fellow BlogCaptains! Did I miss anything?